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Who Really Owns A Man? by bb4coker(m): 6:42am On Aug 02, 2016 |
WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE? ARGUMENT: {Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr. {Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking. (Mother} - I carried him for nine months. {Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. {Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains. {Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night. Please WHO OWNS A MAN? Tell me your answer. First send to your friends to see their responds. Don't spoil the fun please |
Re: Who Really Owns A Man? by Nobody: 7:03am On Aug 02, 2016 |
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