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badaoyeyemi:
Plssss....am coming back..omoonile abeg no touch ma land

OMO ONILE TI TAKE OVER

Front page!I thank God for ur life @op

Sijo01:
Checking your phone because you were expecting an alert!


If you had received it, will you have been able to withdraw the money through your phone that moment?

If not that God was on your side, the innocent witches in your village would have been the ones receiving the blame of what they knew nothing about.

That is eh. I just weak for the story.

Go do Thanksgiving. It's not easy to escape such incident

Lol@ put a finishing touch to disown letter

talented

bro you are a very funny motherfucker




lolzzzz




the worst you could have done is to do it and not be man enough to say that you did it

Bro, pray they don't later recall the case. Our Universities can be very frustrating and wicked. I've heard quite lot of stories like that. Pray you don't fall victim.

@Op. "For it is by grace you have been safe, through faith not by works so that no man can boast"
That's just it...

what bank alert were you expecting inside the exam hall? or are we talking about another type of alert?

Happy for you o

Same shoes here.not the same though Just worse in the sense that I have to wait till resumption next semester to know my fate.

Entered hall with the girl I'm writing for,during the signing of attendance the girl panicked. Contrary to our initial plan she appended her name and signature instead of the fake reg. No she was supposed to put down thereby leaving me with no choice Than to write down my real info. By then one guy has already been caught,I panicked too...all the cases and sections in my head disappeared! Now the problem is that my real name and reg. No is on that attendance,hers is there,then two answer booklets; one with her reg.no and one with a fake reg.no. And its just like I came to the hall but submitted nothing. And a signature that is not mine appended to my name

Wats d.name of d.skul?

OP you write intelligently which suggests that you don't need cheating to pass your exam. Always develop that will-power and shun the evil temptation of malpractices, be it exam or whatever.

Therock5555:
I'm still in shock on what transpired today, I was in the exam hall expecting an alert when the supervisor came in, I refused to keep my phone away, I just put it on vibration and pocketed it.

The answer booklets were shared, while I was anticipating the question paper, my phone vibrated, without thinking I withdrew the phone and checked my alert.

Before I could say "yessss" my HOD walked in and walked straight to me. He asked me to give him my phone.

My whole school year from year one flew before my eyes, I am counting days to graduation and this shiii just happened. I was dumbfounded as I meekly handed the phone over but I put it off first.

Bad belly folks were looking at me like "yes, him dey claim brilliant boy, but them don catch am today", luckily the supervisor did not notice what happened, or else I might have been sent out that moment, my HOD left, exams began.

Thirty minutes later, the exams chief supervisor came in with my phone, the man happened to be a die-hard mean fella. Immediately I sure him, I weak as my pen fell to the ground.

"Who was the person that was caught doing malpractice with his phone?" He asked the supervisor who was confused.

I knew I was doomed but obviously I couldn't risk my phone getting permanently seized in this buhari's era so I damned the consequences and raised my hand, everyone were looking at me and my impending doom.

The man must have been calmed by my baby face and small body because he smiled a little and asked me three times if I was truly cheating, I told him NO. He asked me to come to his office after the exams.

When he left I was shaking vigorously, I became the cynosure of eyes from the supervisor, especially one female staff that I was eyeing her big backside, my every move and turns were closely monitored. I felt bad though but I finished in time even though my paper was later seized earlier than expected when some olofofos were trying to dub from me.

About a dozen folks followed me to the man's office, they were ready to defend me at all cause if worse gets to worst.

Well the man put me on blast in front of some lecturers and cleaners, I kept apologising throughout, he finally gave the phone to me.

I thanked him humbly, a cleaner that was there told me to kneel down and greet him, I just ignored her like smoke.




Many things passed through my mind, how my four years would have been wasted, my parents would have put finishing touches to my disownment letter. I would have been termed a drop out, phew thank God oo


Wishing all final year students best of luck and success brehs and ladies......

Thank your stars its not the "better by far* uni a.k a Unilorin, i don't know what makes them better by far, maybe in rustication....

OP because of #500 alert you wan waste Four years abi?... Congratulations bro, say God save u

PerkyJeggs:
@Op. "For it is by grace you have been safe, through faith not by works so that no man can boast"
That's just it...

EPH 2:8

Therock5555:
I'm still in shock on what transpired today, I was in the exam hall expecting an alert when the supervisor came in, I refused to keep my phone away, I just put it on vibration and pocketed it.

The answer booklets were shared, while I was anticipating the question paper, my phone vibrated, without thinking I withdrew the phone and checked my alert.

Before I could say "yessss" my HOD walked in and walked straight to me. He asked me to give him my phone.

My whole school year from year one flew before my eyes, I am counting days to graduation and this shiii just happened. I was dumbfounded as I meekly handed the phone over but I put it off first.

Bad belly folks were looking at me like "yes, him dey claim brilliant boy, but them don catch am today", luckily the supervisor did not notice what happened, or else I might have been sent out that moment, my HOD left, exams began.

Thirty minutes later, the exams chief supervisor came in with my phone, the man happened to be a die-hard mean fella. Immediately I sure him, I weak as my pen fell to the ground.

"Who was the person that was caught doing malpractice with his phone?" He asked the supervisor who was confused.

I knew I was doomed but obviously I couldn't risk my phone getting permanently seized in this buhari's era so I damned the consequences and raised my hand, everyone were looking at me and my impending doom.

The man must have been calmed by my baby face and small body because he smiled a little and asked me three times if I was truly cheating, I told him NO. He asked me to come to his office after the exams.

When he left I was shaking vigorously, I became the cynosure of eyes from the supervisor, especially one female staff that I was eyeing her big backside, my every move and turns were closely monitored. I felt bad though but I finished in time even though my paper was later seized earlier than expected when some olofofos were trying to dub from me.

About a dozen folks followed me to the man's office, they were ready to defend me at all cause if worse gets to worst.

Well the man put me on blast in front of some lecturers and cleaners, I kept apologising throughout, he finally gave the phone to me.

I thanked him humbly, a cleaner that was there told me to kneel down and greet him, I just ignored her like smoke.




Many things passed through my mind, how my four years would have been wasted, my parents would have put finishing touches to my disownment letter. I would have been termed a drop out, phew thank God oo


Wishing all final year students best of luck and success brehs and ladies......

but to be sincere u mumu small o, so if u finish ur exams b4 checking ur fone d alert will run bah? if it was in my school [federal university lafia], d topic of this post would have been "how I was rusticated today out of my sheer carelessness "

Your day is blessed

*"Two things that have no benefit;*
1. Living a life without God
2. Running alone in ur race
*Two things that entrench love;*
1. Good habits
2. Honesty
*Two things that destroy a man;*
1. Living a fake life
2. Lack of focus
*Two things that destroy a woman;*
1. Love for materialism
2. Imitation or comparison
*Two things that destroy friendship;*
1. Lies
2. Back biting or distrust
*Two things that enhance charisma;*
1. Trustworthiness
2. Steadfastness in serving God
*Two things that bring about misery;*
1. Disrespect for elders
2. False accusation
*Two things that bring about happiness;*
1. Doing good deeds
2. Patience
*Two things that bring one close to God;*
1. Reading&Studying the Bible
2. Abiding by God instructions
*Two things that make devil to keep away from one;*
1. Be God fearing
2. Avoiding selfishness
*Two things that aid answers to prayers;*
1. Fasting
2. Thanks giving
*Two things that God loves;*
1. Giving
2. Winning souls
*Two reasons why I sent this message to you;*
1. Because you are God's image
2. Because God loves you

Therock5555:
I swear, naso all the people wey dey wait with dirty water for bucket when I finish exams for they bite their fingers in regret

Anyway still strategising on how to dodge that shii

You have been scheduled to appear before the Student Disciplinary Committee on Monday 8th August, 2016 by 10:00am.
You may come with not more than one witness and/or document(s) than can assist you prove your innocence
Indecent dressing will not be tolerated.
Please be punctual.
Thank you

Signed
Secretary SDC
04082016

Lucky you. Hope you will heed to instructions next time cus you may not be lucky. It is a very simple instruction that I have noticed people hardly take serious while overlooking the consequences.

shuggah:



but to be sincere u mumu small o, so if u finish ur exams b4 checking ur fone d alert will run bah? if it was in my school [federal university lafia], d topic of this post would have been "how I was rusticated today out of my sheer carelessness "

Bros u are so on point. I don't understand why people refuse to heed to simple instruction. It is same kind of people that will let their phones ring in church, class or meeting.

Lucky you

bros. this your phone that you value and ready to waste 4yrs of school, what kind of phone is it? tecno L8?

I dislike it when people don't listen to instructions, If they say turn your phone off, or hand it over, Why not do that? How are u gonna follow instruction when an organisation happens to employ u? when u cannot follow simple instructions of the people training u? Or do u intend to have a business of your own immediately u graduate,?

DEVIL IS A LIER....GO AND DO THANKSGIVING IN CHURCH BRO....

All nairalanders are brilliant, I love nairalanders

People should learn to respect the rules and regulations of whatever environment they may be.

thats foolishness. Imagine u bringing ur phone to exam hall cos of 1 stupid 1k alert. .ur final year, beta dnt try dat nonsense in the future. .i just pity ur parent anyway...
SMH!!!

@Therock5555 so uduak is about to finally finish from the university...

power900:
Lol, just reminded me of a guy who tore his question paper(the center part) off ,claiming he wrote a wrong work and didn't want to appear rough, na so the guy take graduate like buhari(without certificate )

How can someone tear off the center part of a question paper? Isn't the question paper supposed to be just one sheet? This Ur lai Mohammed na follow come