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20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by Progressive01(m): 11:40am On Aug 05, 2016 |
This isn't my favourite spot on the forum- most of you already know that. Regardless, I came across these interesting remarks and thought it wouldn't be such a bad idea if I shared same with Romancelanders. A lot has been said and heard about women since the day Adam landed his bald ass on this planet- some complementary while others are critical. Nevertheless, here are my favourite collection of the 20 "truest" comments ever made regarding women, wives, or spousal relationships. Please enjoy. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~By Socrates Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." ~By George W. Bush "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~By Rudy Giuliani "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~By Michael Jordan "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ~By Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~By David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~By Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~By Tommy Lee A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ~By Brad Pitt First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~ By Jimmy Kimmel “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing! ~By Jay Leno "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife" ~By Brandon Breezy So, what do you think? Cc: Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy, Ferano, Rocktation. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by Nobody: 11:44am On Aug 05, 2016 |
Post was cool till i saw Donald (foolish) Trump [img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/running-late-star-trek-worf-michael-dorn.gif[/img] 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by Progressive01(m): 11:48am On Aug 05, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: Others might think otherwise though. |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by BARRIKADE: 11:52am On Aug 05, 2016 |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by Nobody: 11:57am On Aug 05, 2016 |
Progressive01: Others!!!! even his ex wives dont like him!! i dont know any sane person that has said anything positive about that clown, am very sure that he isnt even worth $1billion talk-less of the imaginary $10billion that he is claiming! dude has been hiding his "tax returns" for years now! there is NOTHING wise that ever comes out of his loose mouth modify your post and remove that clown please 1 Like |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by Bibors(m): 1:29pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
Indeed true about wives. Will want to see what quotes they have for husbands. The reason we remain married is after reading such quotes I know it's a global issues. Even the Bible says " Dwell with them as the weaker vessels". Quize- The helper and the helpee who is greater? We men keep claiming we are greater/ the head/ Superior, but I think that since they are helpers, we are just at their mercy. |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by Hillzy(m): 2:46pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by tosyne2much(m): 2:49pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
How come I didn't see any quote of any of our politicians? |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by judey1992(m): 2:53pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
Imagine if there exist competitions for presidents.......... I wonder the position Nigeria would take. was just think-typing |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by AyamConfidence(m): 2:57pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
lol....make I just book space in case |
Re: 20 Interesting, Funny But True Quotes About The WIFE. by Standing5(m): 1:04pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
In some religion all that isn't helped by the fact that the woman comes as a property. |
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