Hey Jokers!!! Since I hardly come in here in a long time, I decided to share with you on what happen today to me which made me feel all mixed up. I dont know if I should laugh or not.

Today is a Holiday so I went to the Swimming pool to swim with my friends. We were swimming and splashing each other like those people did in Baywatch  only that maybe we are the fatter / flatter version of Baywatch and the smaller boobs version (for ladies) and for guys , the Chunks version for baywatch (Hunks). (I no dey beat Pamela Anderson ooo. . . . Her boobs go bouncing up and down and left and right like jello Footballs. . . NA WA!!         )

Anyways, I was bored so I decided to climb up to the plank and do a canon ball jump!!! HAHA! So I climb and climb and climb!!! And than I reach to the top! And than I shouted at my friends and i told them: HEY!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN'S BOMB!!!       And IIIIIIIII JUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1

I did not realize that the pool was soooo deep and I couldnt open my eyes cause I did not wear any goggles so I try and feel for sumthin to grab and I manage to grab hold of sumthin! When I grab em, I heard someone screaming like a school girl     When I reached to the top, I come to realize that I accidently grab a man's koko!!! The dude put the evil look at me and he dey curse me in Chinko language. . . O gaaaa oooo. . . 

Than I dey pretend as if no be me dey grab his koko         But my friends all dey laugh at me. . . How embarrasing     

lmao . .erm. . erm how big is the koko

I no know ooo. . . . After I heard him screaming, I loss memory of how it felt. . .

is this a joke?

Gabby, It's a priviledge.

Muki, let her share her first time experience, pls.

Ben-10:

Muki, let her share her first time experience, pls.

I can imagine how the guy would have felt. Play safe next time.

The guy enjoyed it

Mukinatu, no be joke naaa but now that I read it, it does sound like a joke
But a real one


Ben, a priviledge? What do you mean?

Kingzli, for u, will you give me a dirty slap?

Gabry:

I no know ooo. . . . After I heard him screaming, I loss memory of how it felt. . .    

when are you going to find your lost memory in order to tell us how big it is.
but it must be a very long stick.lol

but Gabby's hand covered the long tin. . .the question is how big is gabby's hand?

Would you give me a dirty slap

I doubt i would raise my voice, since it was an accident, that guy has a hot temper. By the way why your memory loss.

first experience so shocking

kabola2009:

when are you going to find your lost memory in order to tell us how big it is.
but it must be a very long stick.lol

LMAO!!!             hahaha! So u dey think Chinko man dey have long stick abi? 

Ben-10:

but Gabby's hand covered the long tin. . .the question is how big is gabby's hand?

My fingers are small. have you ever seen Elton John's fingers? Mine is the exact same size like his.

kingzli:

I doubt i would raise my voice, since it was an accident, that guy has a hot temper. By the way why your memory loss.

Cause he screamed and I got shock naaa so I completely forggoten everything   

U way bi Chinko, Wan talk say u never see am b4.

Why Why Why Why Why you go say that?
I be correct pesin for chinko now

Wetin happen? I no dey say dat dude whom I go squeeze da koko be you now

U do your own back? Like how? I have koko abi?

U dey fear ni Gabry. U face am

by.dot na soji guy

I dey fear? Lai Lai ooo. As far I know, By Dot AKA Brian is a 7 yea old boy. How he dey fit fight Mama Ngozi?

Gabry

Why have u been claiming to be an asian, when u are nigerian. i can smell it from the way u talk, type, think and even 'tabon'/. U know, its more cool to be seen as nigerian than asian.

xqwysyte:

Gabry

Why have u been claiming to be an asian, when u are nigerian. i can smell it from the way u talk, type, think and even 'tabon'/. U know, its more cool to be seen as nigerian than asian.

racism right there!

@ G

na big koko or small koko u grabbed?

dani1luv:

Lmao Gabry

First time i would ever post a *grin*

This made me go

Ahahaha! Dani, una be embarasss abi?

xqwysyte:

Gabry

Why have u been claiming to be an asian, when u are nigerian. i can smell it from the way u talk, type, think and even 'tabon'/. U know, its more cool to be seen as nigerian than asian.

Why u go say this? Have you seen my profile pic? That be me naaa

sexyLeamon:

racism right there!

dani1luv:

Hey Mr. Mrs. xqwysyte or wateva u called

D0nt just bump in2 a forum or thread then start making posting nonsense

we are on a public board so please and please shut dat dirty trap of urs

and modify that post right!

I dont think she meant that on purpose naa.

Phemour:

@ G

na big koko or small koko u grabbed?

Ehmm EHmm EHmmm. . . let me think

dani1luv:

Hey Mr. Mrs. xqwysyte or wateva u called

D0nt just bump in2 a forum or thread then start making posting nonsense

we are on a public board so please and please shut dat dirty trap of urs and modify that post right!

First of, Its XQWYSYTE

Second, if its a PUBLIC THREAD, why is it 'wrong' for me to post my 'nonsense'?

I sense there is more to this attack, so bring it on, half-baked graduate.

And after digesting my piece here, try brushing up ur vocabulary. Punk azz

^^^^ Sista, abeg! No dey vex. . . They did not mean to do that ooo