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Laugh Out Loud by Bimpe29: 8:44pm On Aug 09, 2016
I was eating and enjoying my soft drink this
morning @7:45 in a Restaurant; A man entered
the restaurant with a brief case.

I guess he is a big politician because his dressing and pot belly
portrays it. He walked and sat down as
everybody looked at him.

Suddenly a woman came to him and started
crying. The woman knelt down and told him that
her children and her wan die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened the brief case
and gave this woman five hundred thousand
naira. The woman jumped up and left the scene
in happiness.

I was still watching when another
man started crying and came to him. He knelt
down and begged him that he needed money to
establish a business. This man brought out
1million naira cheque and gave this man.

This time, I started murmuring and practicing on
the lie I will blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying and came to the man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard "cut!! Cut!!
Cut!!". I turned and saw the director of the
movie. He laughed and said "ol boi na movie we
dey shoot here" ooo... Hehehehehehe shame
wan kill me. Chai!! Economy no go kill person
faaa...

Lol... Have a wonderful night folks...

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Re: Laugh Out Loud by bestofteddy01: 8:03am On Aug 22, 2016
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