Someone shared this with me on whatsapp, although I've seen it before (you also might have seen it before), but still decided to share cuz it really cracked me up despite seeing it before, and it has some elements of truth in it..


MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 3Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

*1.* You have dated a girl for two years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3.* For Boys You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*

*4.* You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 30,000 naira. Your daughter who is awaiting GCE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth K150,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy.
*(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife 5k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 500k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142
*(20 marks)*