RULES AND REGULATIONS ON MY WEDDING DAY
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1) The Dj must not play "After the reggae play the
blues".if he does, He will meet Harrysong for his
balance. Only "Ada Ada, Obimo, ring ring,I love u etc, he will play.
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2). M.C must not mention anything Change, I mean
APC. And if he does, Tinibu and Buhari will complete
his balance.



. 3). My best man will not say or do anything that will
make my wife to laugh too much, because if he does, he
will go from there.
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4).Any of my in-laws will not pick money for me.it's
the work of my kid brother and sister. .



5).The video man must focus on money, anything concerning money that he will video and not the
attendants and he must not interview my wife
without my presence, if he does, his balance will be
paid when Biafra comes. .

6).The photographer must not snap when am
laughing, and i must be more cute than my wife in all
the photograph. Failure to do it like that, Olusegun
Obasanjo will complete his balance.


7).Foods and drinks will be shared by the Economist,
you must not eat more than a plate and must not drink more than one bottle due to the current Economy.
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.My driver will not drink beer, he will drink mineral and it must not pass one bottle so that his eyes will be clear to avoid roughly driving. Failure to do this, I drive
home by myself
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9) The pastor must ask me to kiss d bride 3 times if not! . I will go to law court and complete the wedding!
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10) if you drink star you will not drink origin.. If you
do, you must pay
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11) my wife will not invite her EX or she will go with
them
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12)My best man must be an old man to avoid
exchange of numbers
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13) No body will dance with my wife more than a
minute mostly men no matter the age and personality
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14) The people in charge of money will account for me
and will be searched thoroughly before they leave.....

I smell fp, this space is not for sale

Na by force to do wedding?

U for jst no do marriage na

if I am the gal, I will make my rules too.

sentee:
if I am the gal, I will make my rules too.

She wan go her house mama b dat

Princepoint:


She wan go her house mama b dat

she should rather go to her mama house than to marry a man with rules, before u start using ruler to measure Maggi for cooking.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm