Stats: 3,171,195 members, 7,880,717 topics. Date: Friday, 05 July 2024 at 04:04 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Science/Technology / Phones / I Love Naija (322 Views)
Whatsapp Reply To Specific Message Feature: I Love It / Why I Love The Infinix HOT 3 (PHOTOS) / Six Things I Love On The Tecno W4 (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
I Love Naija by asifawarley(m): 9:51pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
ILOVE NAIJA I NO GO LIE!!! God Bless Nigeria!!! 1. Na only 4 9ja U fit win Aeroplane by loading N200 MTN Recharge Card. 2. Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and win a big ship. 3. Then Airtel go com follow sey recharge N100 and win Benin Republic. 4. Glo,go just kuku say.. Recharge N500 $ win Nigeria because their colour na Green. 5 Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside"MEATPIE" 6. Na only 4 Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines. 7. Na only 4 Nigeria PHCN dey sey:- Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill (wat a pity) 8. Na only 4 Naija pple dey horn for traffic light make e quickly change from Red to Green. 9. Na only 4 Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and beer. Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world..Trust me. 10. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of Mechanical Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station. 11. na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once. You be Bill Gates? Abi na you invent internet? 12. Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator repairer. 13. Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say make u no forget to return d bottle. 14. Na 4 only Naija, you go see madman dey control traffic,people wey their head correct dey obey... 15. Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native doctor on how to make quick money. 16. Na only 4 Naija u go wish somebody 'happy birthday', he go answer 'sameto u 17. Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA HAS RELOCATED" .. im proud of dis my country we dey united I take God beg u to SHARE dis post to reach every body to love dis nation Source:http://www.asifawalesblog.com/2016/08/i-love-naija.html?m=1 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Love Naija by Nobody: 10:16pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
I find number ten very funny & number thirteen is absolutely true. When i first get to Europe, i went to super-market to buy bread & mineral & was telling the cashier to hold my change for the bottle & she laugh an said "confisticate when you 'r done" i was like excuse me? Then, she said dispose to refuse bin when am through. I was surprise. My question is this: If this system is working in other countries, why can't it work in our country? You may want to know that ofcourse our leaders do travel to other countries. |
(1) (Reply)
For Sell / Blackberry Unlock / Twitter's 140 Character Limit Will Start Counting Words Only Starting From S
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12 |