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I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by anayoe(m): 11:31am On Sep 25, 2009
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.

The first man says, "I wish that was Ini Edo's Ass"

The second man says, "I wish that was Rita Dominic's Ass."

Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."





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Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by Nobody: 11:33am On Sep 25, 2009
am not laughing undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by Ben13: 11:36am On Sep 25, 2009
na real wah
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by jamace(m): 8:46pm On Sep 25, 2009
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bashydemy(m): 8:54pm On Sep 25, 2009
not funny
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by saucekid(m): 11:09pm On Sep 25, 2009
u can tell him
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by Omogboms(m): 11:46pm On Sep 25, 2009
I've forgotten how to laugh.
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bashydemy(m): 3:24am On Sep 26, 2009
wink
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by saucekid(m): 3:45am On Sep 26, 2009
*slaps the smugness from his face*
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by sexyLeamon(f): 3:53am On Sep 26, 2009
so terrible I had to laugh grin grin
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bashydemy(m): 4:01am On Sep 26, 2009
wetin dey make you laugh
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by saucekid(m): 4:21am On Sep 26, 2009
for the terribleness of the joke
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by sexyLeamon(f): 4:23am On Sep 26, 2009
right.
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by saucekid(m): 4:40am On Sep 26, 2009
do i get a kiss?
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by sexyLeamon(f): 4:45am On Sep 26, 2009
how about a smile? smiley
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by saucekid(m): 4:56am On Sep 26, 2009
okayyyyy
but a kiss would have been better
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bydot1(m): 5:05am On Sep 26, 2009
**hisses**
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by saucekid(m): 5:08am On Sep 26, 2009
*slaps his insolent mouth*
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bydot1(m): 5:26am On Sep 26, 2009
**dodges it** bend ya neck o jare
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by saucekid(m): 5:38am On Sep 26, 2009
*catches that scrawny neck and twists it*
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bydot1(m): 5:51am On Sep 26, 2009
wit dat ya paper hand?
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bashydemy(m): 9:03am On Sep 26, 2009
how you take know
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by akym(m): 5:07pm On Sep 26, 2009
Who u dey ask.
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by Ben13: 5:08pm On Sep 26, 2009
Thank gawd some one laffed at last
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bashydemy(m): 8:01pm On Sep 26, 2009
where do you think the person wey laugh come from?
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by flexystar(f): 8:33pm On Sep 26, 2009
guy i belieave u where having a field and jobless time thinking obout asses, wetin consine Rita go consine pig?, dem resemble for face or may be u don see her ass b4 nai make u go use pig upon all d whole animal wey dey dis world. my friend!!! u got to be straight on your Comic performance or i go treat your mess up undecided , moro head, as a matter of fact i like her and i wont keep shut when sloth like u insult her,
Idiotynothinkingcalculity. angry
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by flexystar(f): 8:36pm On Sep 26, 2009
na wetin dey happen here i say f***k up dey come callam mess up na wa to dis moderators
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by bashydemy(m): 8:43pm On Sep 26, 2009
take am easy flexystar remember its just a joke
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by flexystar(f): 8:48pm On Sep 26, 2009
dis kind joke don pass boundary abeg.
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by busybody20: 9:26pm On Sep 26, 2009
anayoe:

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.

The first man says, "I wish that was Ini Edo's Ass"

The second man says, "I wish that was Rita Dominic's Ass."

Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."





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the joke nor set at all oooo. . i rate you 5000 - 1 tongue tongue
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by busybody20: 9:30pm On Sep 26, 2009
flexystar:

guy i belieave u where having a field and jobless time thinking obout asses, wetin consine Rita go consine pig?, dem resemble for face or may be u don see her ass b4 nai make u go use pig upon all d whole animal wey dey dis world. my friend!!! u got to be straight on your Comic performance or i go treat your mess up undecided , moro head, as a matter of fact i like her and i wont keep shut when sloth like u insult her,
Idiotynothinkingcalculity. angry
flexystar:

dis kind joke don pass boundary abeg.

Madam! Whats your obsession with a dry joke that doesnt even make sense in the first place?  undecided  undecided

Abi u b Rita?  grin  grin  grin

I dont take nairaland seriously and it helps. . .  wink
Re: I Wish That Was Rita Dominic's Ass by CrazyMan(m): 2:07am On Sep 27, 2009
Brb

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