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14 Things That Would Never Happen In Any African Home. by Nobody: 1:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
1. When your mother sees you resting and let you be.

2. When your mother actually gives you a straight answer.
3. When your father gets the remote by himself.
4. When your parents support your non-medical profession
5. When there’s no ‘African time’ at play.
6. When your parents actually do a chore by themselves.
7. When you don’t have to wash plates.
8. When the oyinbo teacher actually gets your name right.
9. When the girl vomiting in the Nollywood movie just has malaria.
10. When your parents don’t shout at the top of their lungs.
11. When the person you parents call your aunty is actually your aunty.
12. When your parents actually like the person you’re dating.

13. When your parents don’t think your left hand is of the devil.
14. When your parents don’t compare you to your classmate with 2 heads.

Source:http://zikoko.com/list/african-plot-twists/
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Re: 14 Things That Would Never Happen In Any African Home. by Christardor: 2:29pm On Aug 16, 2016
If I may ask,why are you calling lala. I hope you're not calling him to move this_______(fill in the gap) to FP.
Re: 14 Things That Would Never Happen In Any African Home. by rainerboy1010: 3:56pm On Aug 16, 2016
suzan404:
1. When your mother sees you resting and let you be.


2. When your mother actually gives you a straight
answer.

3. When your father gets the remote by himself.

4. When your parents support your non-medical
profession

5. When there’s no ‘African time’ at play.

6. When your parents actually do a chore by
themselves.

7. When you don’t have to wash plates.

8. When the oyinbo teacher actually gets your
name right.

9. When the girl vomiting in the Nollywood movie
just has malaria.

10. When your parents don’t shout at the top of
their lungs.

11. When the person you parents call your aunty is
actually your aunty.

12. When your parents actually like the person
you’re dating.


13. When your parents don’t think your left hand is
of the devil.

14. When your parents don’t compare you to your
classmate with 2 heads.


Source:http://zikoko.com/list/african-plot-twists/

Lalasticlala
wow nice one dear
Re: 14 Things That Would Never Happen In Any African Home. by PussyMechanic(m): 4:03pm On Aug 16, 2016
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Re: 14 Things That Would Never Happen In Any African Home. by toye4eva01: 7:39pm On Aug 16, 2016
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Re: 14 Things That Would Never Happen In Any African Home. by Ginaz(f): 10:39pm On Aug 16, 2016
I'm still waiting for the day my mom will voluntary wash plates. She doesn't like washing at all at all, wenda u are dying of fever u better wash plate o.

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