So i met jessica one fine tomatolicious fresh peppermato orange pawpawlicious babe, and i started toasting her, telling her that i want her to be my babe, then she interrupted me and said if i wanted her to be my babe, that means i would want to see her body, then before i can see her body, i must provide these things for her...

The things are..
1) two prado jeeps
2) 3 swimming pool
3) 5 plots of land in banana island
4) 1 aeroplane
5) 1 private jet
6) 2 containers of brazillian hair
7) 5 containers of lipsticks
8 ) 1 container of gold and diamond rings
9) a field trip to jupiter
10) and the last but not the least is that i should buy one planet for her, either mercury or mars


right now, when i calculated the money, it was amounting to 5 zillion naira... I went to meet diamond bank branch manager for loan, and he said that i should donate jessica to the lord as a burnt offering, but i still love jessica, please is there any place i can borrow the money? I will pay back anytime soon...


I will upload the pics when my rice don done

Google knows all...

In your dreams