1.Arooing
This is a nice name for catcalls and as you can already
guess, the females suffer the more!It happens mostly when
you pass through “certain” male hostels.In normal cases,
funny, absurd, sexist and sexual comments are made by the
guys to the girls from their room windows or corridors.
In extreme cases of boredom, the guys actually follow the
girls and accompany them with songs and drumming (you’ll
believe it when it happens to you). This could be fun, but
also extremely embarrassing. Quick question though;Who
does it better?Zik guys or Indy guys?I vote Indy.

2.Those special courses!
You don’t have to get them registered on your course form
because they’re not the kind of “courses” you have in
mind.Its simple;Talking to the opposite sex in front of a
female hostel! So the name of the hostel determines the
course code eg Awo 101, Idia 205 .In my secondary school ,
this used to be called “spinning”…the world is truly
evolving!

3.The fear of erosion!
No, we’re not worried that the topmost layer of the earth
would be washed away(I mean we care about the
environment, but not that much).Instead, we’re worried that
if we don’t meet the unit requirement of certain courses in
our department, we would be eroded to another
department!How cool is it?Going from Pharmacy to
sociology?(No offense of course but its not just what a nigga
chose).The whole thing kinda looks like this.

4.The fear of tsunami!
The fear of tsunami is the beginning of wisdom!
Water is not going to rise to great height and swallow you
but the school work can rise to the heavens and fall on your
delicate head such that, you cease to exist in that realm.In
other words, you get kicked out of school! So its more like
this…

5.Those Overrated Places…
There are a lot of them and I’ll leave that to uites to tell me
in the comment box but personally, I can’t decide which of
these two should top my list; Spices or The zoological
garden?
PS: The botanical garden is not even ‘rated’ at all!

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Well u read it.....