LuvU2:
I love this

But i dont really agree dat men are moved by sight(only) nd women by whar they hear(only). Thats a stereotype that is very debateable. Lol

Adesiji77:
LOL @ "I decided to do it myself before one overzealous brother beats me to it."

Godmother:
What Men Want

This is strictly my opinion and is intended to be a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Ok, so here's what I think men the world over want:

1. They want to date you and other women and have you not complain. On the other hand, they want you to date them and them only

2. They want a virgin for a wife or some with VERY minimal 'practical' experience, but you are experred to be VERY knowledgeable in the bedroom and be able to give all styles. In other words, be a lady in public and a slut between the sheets.

3. They want you to cook ofe owerri with enough 'animal' swimming inside on a budget of 500 naira (I resemble Jesus? )

4. They want a woman who doesn't argue with them, but at the same time you must be independent-minded (in the dream, I guess)

5. We all know men are physical and moved by what they see, while women are moved by what they hear. But men want you to accept them in their struggling financial state while they go for the most beautiful girl (so uncle you too you cannot accept a girl in her most natural state abi?)

6. You are supposed to be humble, decent, supportive, cook, clean, sex them, and all what's not to prove you are a complete 6-yards of wife material, but you should accept them with all their faults and gbogbo e (abi you no know say husband scarce?)

What Women Want

Here's the counter thread. I decided to do it myself before one overzealous brother beats me to it.

Here goes:

1. Women want a man who will call her all the time, accept when she throws tantrums and not complain.

2. They want a man they can slap if he offends them and instead of retaliating he will hug them tight and promise to never let her go (please hold on, Jesus is coming soon)

3. They want a man who will spend on them silly and not ask for sex in return (when he is not your father).

4. They want to go to their man's house and cross leg while he serves them breakfast in bed EVERY time (telemundo things)

5. They want to give birth without having to go through the rigors of pregnancy and childbirth (pregnancy is hard mehn!)

6. Lastly, they want a man who won't cheat on them, while they keep other guys as maga without necessarily sleeping with these other guys (that's why you are called a maga naa)