The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the faith of the invisible pink unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink and we logically know that she is invisble. She only appears to select few virgins and men who worship her pinkness and followers who are tempted by purple oyster will be sent to hell.


Scriptures from the book of pinknesis 1:1 says; in the begining, the invisible pink unicorn created the heavens and the earth, and the spirit of the invisible pink unicorn was hovering over the waters, and the invisible pink unicorn said,"let there be light", and there was light. The invisible pink unicorn saw that the light was good, and she separated the light from the darkness.

for devout IPUans, they shall have better days in life. Her pinkness has the 10 commandments which was preached by prophet AOL. People seeking her pink light of life should find her online, hear her gospel, and preach it, she is the one true God. May her pinkness be with us all. Amen

I dunno what makes you so high but, it really works.

Lololololol

Mockinbird:
I dunno what makes you so high but, it really works.

something as harmless as a satirre makes you upset enough to say i'm high on something. You're really childish. You should be ashamed of yourself, honestly.

AccidentalGenius:
something as harmless as a satirre makes you upset enough to say i'm high on something. You're really childish

Nah, i'm not upset.
I am just wondering you were the fastest out of over 100,000 sperms.
Smh.

Mockinbird:

Nah, i'm not upset.
I am just wondering you were the fastest out of over 100,000 sperms.
Smh.

typical christian. First to insult. You can always pray for forgiveness afterall.