Just now.

Potu:


Now sir; Go get my Sunny Bobo's contact and I will subscribe to your site. You also forgot to tell me how much the info will set me back?

Potu,Firstly u need to subscribe to my site then I'd get u his contact as a birthday/wedding gift.
How nice?

koolchicco:


Potu,Firstly u need to subscribe to my site then I'd get u his contact as a birthday/wedding gift.
How nice?

I will subscribe on Friday. Today is going to be a hectic day. Well, my birthday is today so send me the contact info. Psych, my birthday is not today, but send the info anyway.

Wedding, yours or mine?

Gamine:

Just now.

Thanks

Potu:

I will subscribe on Friday. Today is going to be a hectic day. Well, my birthday is today so send me the contact info. Psych, my birthday is not today, but send the info anyway.

Wedding, yours or mine?

Of course its your wedding.
Well until Friday then I'd see how soon I can get d contact.
BTW wat do u need it 4?

koolchicco:

Of course its your wedding. Well until Friday then I'd see how soon I can get d contact.
BTW wat do u need it 4?

I love Sunny Bobos music. I play him to sleep and I wake up playing him. I just want to send him a token of my appreciation. Not much, but some loose change to buy beer. Say, 20 bottles of Star beer!

My wedding? Don't you need to have a girl friend first before having a wedding? I am already married; married to my work!

Potu:

Wow, if it is true that you can't cook; you'll make an astonishingly beautiful ex-wife!

LOL, Lawd i have no idea what  "if it is true that you can't cook;" has to do in this, u are being prejudiced and discriminative!!! (I jest)     I didnt say I couldnt cook, you just assumed that!. Note my comment. I said I can never get IT right (As in Moi moi, or known in my part of the planet as Olele) right. I also tried to make egusi-pudding which is similar, but sadly couldnt do it, the banana leaves somehow incorperated itself with the moimoi and the taste was absolutely bitter. Maybe I should have wrapped in in cling-film and then put it in the leaves,

^^Hehehehe Married to work? . . .Abeg I dey go find u a nice okpeke 4 here oo!

Ermm,why not send the sunny's token to me instead then I'll take it to him myself.

koolchicco:

It seems only men like myself get it right these days._{Potu not included tho!}

Hmmm Oh Really?

LadyAnn:


Hmmm Oh Really?

4 real,Madam.

@ Koolchicco [size=4pt]If you say so!! I will give you the benefit of doubt.[/size]  In that case I rate you highly sir! In  anycase mine couldnt have been worse than Potu's. That I can assure you! Mine looked allright, just didn't taste like the ones from back home!!!!

^^Thanks 4 giving me d benefit of doubt._{i wont disappoint u!}
Madam,looks dey diff from the taste u know,So wt makes u think urs was better than His?

koolchicco:

^^Thanks 4 giving me d benefit of doubt._{i wont disappoint u!}
Madam,looks dey diff from the taste u know,So wt makes u think urs was better than His?

Are you serious?

And I quote!!!!

" I went to the Italian market for some fresh ingredients (tomatoes, onions, eggs, flank steak, chicken breast, dried salmon, etc).  After that I went to the Spanish store and got my powdered beans.  I know moi moi is cooked; wrapped in some type of leave but for the life of me, I can’t remember what the leave is called. "

NEED I SAY MORE?? LMAO

^^ No u dont need 2 say more!I concur with u on this one,albeit Potu is my friend.
However I still reckon that both of u need lectures on how 2 make moi moi.  

LadyAnn:


NEED I SAY MORE?? LMAO

koolchicco:

^^ No u dont need 2 say more!I concur with u on this one

I walked straight into a hornet’s nest with my comment, “astonishingly beautiful ex-wife!” I hope; I outlive my error. LadyAnn, I hope the lady in you will implore you to forgive me. Mr. Koolchicoo, are you trying to defend me or bury me (you are supposed to be my friend)?

LadyAnn, I apologize (without reservations) for my rude joke, and I promise it will not happen again. You are a very beautiful woman and will make a very good wife. You realize your culinary shortcomings and you are working to correct them: that is excellent.

Dear Mr. Koolchicco: I was thinking about 4 Star Beers, now we will have to cut you down to three(3).

Gee thanks for your compliment [size=4pt]though Im not sure if it was, [/size] 
we are all Queens and Ladies,  no ifs no buts no Maybe's,

Was gonna forgive u but on retrospect, your reply is wrong on so many levels, [size=4pt]Will try to keep this short[/size]
You said and I quote  "You realize your culinary shortcomings and you are working to correct them:" Since when does not being able to make Moi Moi result in me being a failure in the cooking department? Mr Potu, you have insulted me! (And anyhow mine came out ok, Just didnt taste like the ones they do back home and im still trying to perfect it. What did yours taste like? Hehehehhe

Qoute
"You are a very beautiful woman and will make a very good wife"
  NO I WILL NOT MAKE A GOOD WIFE CUZ of my outward appearance. Let me educate you on what makes a good wife. Read proverbs 31. http://christian.families.com/blog/the-proverbs-31-woman-the-virtuous-wife  furthermore who says im not already married? or better still who says i even want to get married? Ahhhh! [size=4pt]You think your sooo clever[/size]

Finally, why should a woman automatically become an EX because she lacks in the cooking department??, I had the insinuaation that folks marry for love,  I guess I was wrong. Im thanking God that the 21st century African ladies are very well educated and can hold their own.

Apology to other forumites who wanna stick to topic.

@topic. Mr Potu, personally i dont think you were trying to make Moi Moi. Bean stew perhaps? Your ingredients are all wrong [size=2pt]In so many levels[/size] and its pure Lazyness to get readymade powdered bean. Whats with the steak anyhow? shiiii u must be rich to add that as an ingredient. Boy u need to get u a ticket to Nigeria fast fast fast (clicks fingers) cos if thats how u attempt Moi Moi I dred to know how u attempt other african dishes, [size=4pt] and u have the cheek to tell me i cant cook[/size] 

@koolchicco Sorry If i lost u a pint!!!

@Potu

Dont be too hard on your Brother na.I literally forgot that some truth are better untold.
Please don't cut down on my 'shine shine bobo'(Star)._{i no go side ladyann again o!}

What?? koolchicco just for one meager Star beer? u know im right!!!

^^Beg ur pardon. . .There's no meagreness in 4 whole bottles of my shine shine bobo oo!

LadyAnn:

What?? koolchicco just for one meager Star beer? u know im right!!!

koolchicco:

^^Beg your pardon. . .There's no meagreness in 4 whole bottles of my shine shine bobo oo!

Dear Mr. Koolchicco, we are definitely back. You have been elevated to 5 bottles of Star beer with immediate effect. And sincerely, I mean with immediate effect. I’ll contact you on your site!

LadyAnn; I apologize without reservations for the comments about the be- or would-be of your marital status. I am not very good at semantics, but your points are well taken and taken in good faith. I actually did have shredded chicken-breast and fresh lobsters for the moi moi; however, I omitted them because I lacked the space (I have only six (6) Pyrex dishes).

LadyAnn:

"You realize your culinary shortcomings and you are working to correct them:" Since when does not being able to make Moi Moi result in me being a failure in the cooking department?

LadyAnn, it was intended to be a compliment. Not being able to make moi moi does not make anybody a failure in the cooking department. All I was trying to say was that it is praiseworthy you realized your moi moi was not perfect so you endeavored to improve it. You are a Nigerian, I am a Nigerian; we have much more in common than my careless slip of tongue.

Potu:

Dear Mr. Koolchicco, we are definitely back. You have been elevated to 5 bottles of Star beer with immediate effect. And sincerely, I mean with immediate effect. I’ll contact you on your site!

LadyAnn; I apologize without reservations for the comments about the be- or would-be of your marital status. I am not very good at semantics, but your points are well taken and taken in good faith. I actually did have shredded chicken-breast and fresh lobsters for the moi moi; however, I omitted them because I lacked the space (I have only six (6) Pyrex dishes).

LOL Lobsters, thank God u omitted them, It would have been a crying shame to chuck it all in the bin, Including the moi moi. Regarding Koolchicco's 5 star beer. I realize Bribery will get u everywhere, so do for him what im prepared to do for him, Mr Koolchicco, 1 crate star beer! what do u say

Im not from Nigeria. Lived there for 6months though!!!

LadyAnn:

Im not from Nigeria. Lived there for 6months though!!!

You are a human being, so am I: we have much more in common than my careless slip of tongue!

You can tell those whose mothers let them watch TV while she was busy slaving away in the kitchen cos they're boys.

Pyrex indeed. Look at another one mentioning microwave. Just cos you're males doesnt mean you have the right to be embarrassing.

Fish is nasty in moin moin. If you want that reddish kinda moin moin, tomato suace is fine. abeg no go buy the MEATY pasta sauce.

ThiefOfHearts:

You can tell those whose mothers let them watch TV while she was busy slaving away in the kitchen cos they're boys.

Pyrex indeed. Look at another one mentioning microwave. Just cos you're males doesnt mean you have the right to be embarrassing.

Fish is nasty in moin moin. If you want that reddish kinda moin moin, tomato suace is fine. abeg no go buy the MEATY pasta sauce.

And then, she turns around and let all her male children watch TV, while she is busy slaving in the kitchen. Be they mothers, sisters, or wives; they are to blame.


On every one woman who lets her son cook; fifty ridicule their sons' if he tries (lol)!

LadyAnn:

LOL Lobsters,  thank God u omitted them,  It would have been a crying shame to chuck it all in the bin,  Including the moi moi. Regarding Koolchicco's 5 star beer. I realize Bribery will get u everywhere, so do for him what im prepared to do for him,  Mr Koolchicco, 1 crate star beer! what do u say

What?. . .A crate of shine shine bobo?This is a prank I must say!But If u are serious then. . .
FYI,Its not bribery rather its called Quid Pro Quo(hope u know wat that means?!)

Potu:

Dear Mr. Koolchicco, we are definitely back.  You have been elevated to 5 bottles of Star beer with immediate effect.  And sincerely, I mean with immediate effect. I’ll contact you on your site!

Mr. Potu my friend thanx 4 the upgrade.5 bottles of shine shine bobo will go a long way to quenching my insatiable quest 4 lager._{WOW,Let the merriment begin!}

I'll respond to your email on my site.

LadyAnn:

Mr Koolchicco, 1 crate star beer! what do u say

koolchicco:

Mr. Potu my friend thanx 4 the upgrade.5 bottles of shine shine bobo will go a long way to quenching my insatiable quest 4 lager._{WOW,Let the merriment begin!}

I'll respond to your email on my site.

Koolchicco, I will definitely scratch your back and hope you will scratch mine. I am yet to receive the information I requested on your site.

As a peace offering to LadyAnn, I will also send you a crate of beer on her behalf (LadyAnn; how about that for a truce?)

i thought Koolchicco was a girl

Gamine:

i thought Koolchicco was a girl