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If Only Human Beings Had Spare Parts.. by Emeonyerichard(m): 7:40pm On Aug 18, 2016
This crazy taught came into my mind and i was like if human beings had spare parts i will go fr a change on my last toe nail cox of the regular injury i get after playing footbal
Re: If Only Human Beings Had Spare Parts.. by favourmic(m): 7:58pm On Aug 18, 2016
Rich people won't die and the poor we suffer the most
Re: If Only Human Beings Had Spare Parts.. by Nobody: 8:30pm On Aug 18, 2016
Emeonyerichard:
This crazy taught came into my mind and i was like if human beings had spare parts i will go fr a change on my last toe nail cox of the regular injury i get after playing footbal
humans have the ability to make spare parts by genetic engineering and harvesting parts from.... what you actually money to make your dream come true man. lol
Re: If Only Human Beings Had Spare Parts.. by OfficialAwol(m): 8:34pm On Aug 18, 2016
Emeonyerichard:
This crazy taught came into my mind and i was like if human beings had spare parts i will go fr a change on my last toe nail cox of the regular injury i get after playing footbal

IF ONLY HUMANS HAD SPARE PARTS....
Girls with small boobs would buy bigger one
Guys with minute joystick like Wande Coal would purchase another.
People with big head like Bank W, would buy smaller one.
People with K-leg like Chika Ike would buy a straight one.
Dudes with big eyes like Segun Arinze would buy a smaller eye.
Men with protruding stomach like IBU, Charles Awurum and Charles Innojie would buy six packs.
Dudes with big nose like Don Jazzy would buy smaller nose.
Ladies with flat boobs like Linda Ikeji would buy a boob with pointed nipple
Guys with the face of Reekado Bank would buy handsome face.
Babes without butt like Nkoli Nwa Nsukka would buy bigger butts
And on, and on.....Lols

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Re: If Only Human Beings Had Spare Parts.. by Emeonyerichard(m): 8:17am On Aug 19, 2016
OfficialAwol:


IF ONLY HUMANS HAD SPARE PARTS....
Girls with small boobs would buy bigger one
Guys with minute joystick like Wande Coal would purchase another.
People with big head like Bank W, would buy smaller one.
People with K-leg like Chika Ike would buy a straight one.
Dudes with big eyes like Segun Arinze would buy a smaller eye.
Men with protruding stomach like IBU, Charles Awurum and Charles Innojie would buy six packs.
Dudes with big nose like Don Jazzy would buy smaller nose.
Ladies with flat boobs like Linda Ikeji would buy a boob with pointed nipple
Guys with the face of Reekado Bank would buy handsome face.
Babes without butt like Nkoli Nwa Nsukka would buy bigger butts
And on, and on.....Lols
men u got me laughing... I really need a new ribs
Re: If Only Human Beings Had Spare Parts.. by OfficialAwol(m): 5:54pm On Aug 19, 2016
Emeonyerichard:
men u got me laughing... I really need a new ribs

IF ONLY HUMANS HAD SPARE PARTS.....
If only humans had spare parts, EmeonyeRichard would buy a new rib.

Kpele.

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