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Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 11:45am On Aug 19, 2016
Here are pictures you can relate with when you board "danfo"...
Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 11:52am On Aug 19, 2016
1. When you’re with N1000 and you hear the conductor shouting at someone else for giving him N500.






Yawa don gas today!

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 11:56am On Aug 19, 2016
2. When the quiet person beside you suddenly shouts “Praiseeeee daaa Looorddd!!!”



This is too much headache!

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:00pm On Aug 19, 2016
3. How everyone looks at you when you pass your bus stop.


”Sister, you been dey sleep?

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by MidasTouche01(m): 12:05pm On Aug 19, 2016
Make I join the danfo before he pass me...
Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:09pm On Aug 19, 2016
4. When you’re already late for work and the bus decides to break down.



I am finished!

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:12pm On Aug 19, 2016
5. When you’re sitting beside the conductor and his armpit is in your face.



That stinks bruuuhhhh!

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:14pm On Aug 19, 2016
cc: lalasticlala




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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:18pm On Aug 19, 2016
6. Some small boys in danfo be like: “Sistah, can I know you beta?’


You think we are mates abi? I don’t blame you!

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:20pm On Aug 19, 2016
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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by ades0la(f): 12:24pm On Aug 19, 2016
Tiny23:
1. When you’re with N1000 and you hear the conductor shouting at someone else for giving him N500.
Yawa don gas today!


How he looks at you when you eventually hand in the money..... But you just ignore and ask repeatedly for your change

Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:41pm On Aug 19, 2016
7. When you forget to collect your N900 change from the conductor.

Kuku kill me!

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:42pm On Aug 19, 2016
ades0la:


How he looks at you when you eventually hand in the money..... But you just ignore and ask repeatedly for your change

lol
Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:49pm On Aug 19, 2016
8. When the driver is bent on driving everyone straight to hell.

Please sir, this is not Fast and Furious o!

Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 12:50pm On Aug 19, 2016
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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by BrosMayowa(m): 3:58pm On Aug 19, 2016
Conductor please make I stop here
Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by ayodijex(m): 4:31pm On Aug 19, 2016
Tiny23:

8. When the driver is bent on driving everyone straight to hell.


Please sir, this is not Fast and Furious o!

grin deep moments of reflection and thinking starts on where you will spend your eternity. Lol.
Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 4:51pm On Aug 19, 2016
ayodijex:


grin deep moments of reflection and thinking starts on where you will spend your eternity. Lol.




As in,some people will turn prayer warriors at that moment
Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 4:56pm On Aug 19, 2016
9. That rare moment when the conductor forgets to collect his money.

Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner!

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 4:58pm On Aug 19, 2016
10. When the bus starts making funny sounds on 3rd Mainland Bridge, and the conductor says nothing is wrong with it.



Oga, everything is wrong with it !

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Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 5:01pm On Aug 19, 2016
11. When one woman says you should lap her babies because “They’re your sisters.”




No ma, I know my own sisters well!

Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 5:08pm On Aug 19, 2016
12. When the conductor says the fare has increased to N150, but you have exactly N100.



But it was N100 yesterday now!

Re: Do You Take Danfo? (yellow bus)...These can only make sense to you(pictures) by Nobody: 5:15pm On Aug 19, 2016
14. When you remember you have to to go through the same mess tomorrow, because you’re still ‘carless’.


Choi! Baba God, do it for your girl!

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