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Joke That Will Make Your Day by stmayor(m): 6:58pm On Aug 19, 2016
Teacher and Students

```TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of
Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of
Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the
National Anthem?

CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do
you call people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?

CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to be like
this until
Fayose pays my salary.```

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Re: Joke That Will Make Your Day by Nobody: 7:01pm On Aug 19, 2016
Yeah it did. It made my day worse
Re: Joke That Will Make Your Day by stmayor(m): 7:07pm On Aug 19, 2016
Yea it will surely worsen ur day because you are a lover of scam
Re: Joke That Will Make Your Day by Mrbee21(m): 11:15pm On Aug 19, 2016
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Re: Joke That Will Make Your Day by Captainz102(m): 5:40pm On Aug 20, 2016
He is facing fayosarism and buharism.

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