Lol most Nigerians just assume or say stupid thing without thinking,

1) someone will just say : I know in your mind now.. Yu think I like you

How did this one tap into my mind??

Random nigga: I loved her! She cheated on me! She broke my heart, I want to die #Crying


Me:

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Following

I told I told you to remind me? Why didn't you




So you don't have brain tchww

Majority of them been the girls

Someone will just say.. Paddi am coming




While they are actually goin

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Front seat
I can relate with some

Oga that atm is not paying oh



So you are saying I don't have sense?

.....

Huh?

What is he even saying? Mtcheeew let me just sit and observe
Op continue

When she says you are like a brother to me.



Reply with so let's commit incest

This una dog dey bite?



No put ya hand for the mouth

Bro how much be ps4 CD

Me: 15-16k

Guy: na lie

Random person: na 2.5k oh

Guy : correct abeg

Me:

ErnieSmallzz:
*runs out to get my popcorn*

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nobody shu sit down on my seat oh

#Leave my seat and sit on hers
Oya I sit on your seat, come and beat me

NIGERIANS always think every rich young person is a fraudster

So?? Goan do ya own fraud

One old man will just be withdrawing.. 10k like 1, 1k 10 times

Emperorlee! Comman warn ur boo oh! Me will beat her oh

mizzbouqui:

#Leave my seat and sit on hers
Oya I sit on your seat, come and beat me

Someone does something just once.. Or mayb didn't even do it.. And yu ask if they did it before

They like: ehen now.. Steady

Me:

ErnieSmallzz:
Emperorlee! Comman warn ur boo oh! Me will beat her oh

Lol wetin she do na

You will show your mum a pic of an indecent person online and she ends up with 5hrs advice section

Someone just walks up to you and start explaining his life history.. Just sodat yu will give him #50 for transport

stiflerdrug:
Random nigga: I loved her! She cheated on me! She broke my heart, I want to die #Crying


Me:

Oya that's all.. Boss smellymouth comman add spice

HateU2, MissHatey, IamNawty

Coman derails

Cc haters too

Smellymouth:

Lols.. That's life

tell her to stand up from my seat! B4 i

EmperorLee:


Lol wetin she do na

ErnieSmallzz:
tell her to stand up from my seat! B4 i

Oya Mizzbouqui iwo naa dide, ma wa wahala omolomo.

Smellymouth:

Oniovo Migwo.

Ladies and forming