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Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by duperola(f): 6:07pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
This funny question just came to me yesterday while watching a movie.if u were jobless and terribly broke, and someone offers u a 150k monthly job as a mortuary attendant,would u do it?sisters,if ur hubby was In these shoes,would u allow him do it? as for me,No I can't.I would rather be frying Akara than do that. 2 Likes |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by donbenedict(m): 6:14pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Washing dead bodies isn't the problem. The problem is being manipulated the the devil into having sex with dead women. Cuz such practice is synonymous with mortuary attendants 1 Like |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by duperola(f): 6:17pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
donbenedict:washing,dining and cohabiting with dead bodies!I think d thing with d attendants is dt they no longer see d big deal in corpses! 2 Likes |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by donbenedict(m): 6:24pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
duperola:yeah they don't. Ah mean, it's just a lifeless body.. I don't see a big deal with a corpse as well.. it's just superstitions that have made a faction of Nigerians see corpses as some sort of omen dat shouldn't be tampered with. Now in reality, owning a private mortuary is big business, cuz I made my enquiries, since there is low amount of competition. I'm not saying I will venture into one someday, as some Nigerians will think all that u ever pray for is for people to die Even if I wanted to set up one, it won't even be a primary business of mine 2 Likes |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by freecocoa(f): 7:07pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
The speed wey I go take accept the offer eh, Usain bolt no get am. 2 Likes |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by duperola(f): 7:13pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
freecocoa:u get mind o! 1 Like |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Pinkiwinki(m): 7:13pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
freecocoa:smh |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Auto58(m): 7:14pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Y not all work na work ones money day come. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by freecocoa(f): 7:18pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
duperola:There's nothing to be scared of. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 7:34pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
No, nope! Except things are so bad that I'm dying of hunger, then no problem. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by EfemenaXY: 7:47pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
duperola: Why not? A job's a job and money nor dey smell. As long as it's legal / a honest day's graft, then nothing spoil. By the way, your first and last statements are contradictory. If you've got the option / choice to do something else (i.e fry akara), then you certainly aren't as broke and jobless as implied in your first statement. Okay broke perhaps, but definitely not that jobless. 1 Like |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 8:02pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
freecocoa: See your mouth.... By the time when dem witsh dem invite you come their cultural dance for 12:30am, na day time you go know, her heart attack go cash you... 1 Like |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 8:12pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
I would try but it's the kind of work I wouldn't do for little money. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by EfemenaXY: 8:15pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Mindfulness: Yes but what if all it offers is just minimum wage (or its equivalent), and there's nothing else on the horizon? |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by byvan03: 8:16pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Depends on the amount involved, price determines. 150 k...I have to be jobless and hopeless as well to accept it @ 150k. 1 Like |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 8:22pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
EfemenaXY: Nothing else? Not even disguising as a clown to entertain lil kids at McDonalds or phone intimacy? |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by argon500: 8:22pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Na horror movie u dey watch? Somebody don dey dey see dead people...
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Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 8:27pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
never o but mehn.... |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by freecocoa(f): 8:52pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
njokusboy:if I hear, seriously I no dey fear all these kind things. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by EfemenaXY: 9:00pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Mindfulness: lol! Lol!! LOL!!! Despite the sweltering heat & very humid evening, you're making me laugh! Howdy babes? |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by EfemenaXY: 9:05pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
byvan03: Yep, those are the conditions @op implied. But out of interest, how hopeless is "hopeless"? As in?? |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 9:18pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
EfemenaXY: I heard people do this job because it pays well. Why else would anyone want to spend all day every day among corpses? Don't let me give you detailed descriptions ... I am enjoying the heat and was wondering why you sound like you don't. I thought you were a fiery woman. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by EfemenaXY: 9:28pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Mindfulness: You don't have to look at it that way na. It's just a job. Not much different from what the medics do, except that they won't be getting any significant responses. Would working as an undertaker be more agreeable with you? It even sounds more respectable even though the subject matter's the same
Abeg there's fiery and there's fiery. I'm positively melting here. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 9:30pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
freecocoa: Lol, am not superstitious or religious either, but I give a little space for doubt, am telling you, in those dark critical moments, you'd panic and question everything you believe... |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 9:42pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
EfemenaXY: The odour of death is the worst ever. The odour in a hospital can be bad too but at least the pay is better, doctors enjoy a certain social status and you can feel like a hero. Would working as an undertaker be more agreeable with you? It even sounds more respectable even though the subject matter's the same From all the three choices mentioned, I choose the undertaker. No surprise actually. Abeg there's fiery and there's fiery. I'm positively melting here. Fire fiery and glowing and shining. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by freecocoa(f): 9:47pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
njokusboy:Yea well, I get your point but fear of the dead is not one I entertain, as I don't see why I should be scared of them, not even because I believe that they can't harm me but because they have no reason to. Believe me when I say I won't panic, after being alone in a room with a corpse while every other person was at the service, I just no fear dead body again and besides, it's human beings that work at the morgue, if they can, why can't I? |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by EfemenaXY: 9:50pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Mindfulness: Re: Your first sentence...I totally get you now Lol @ Fire, fiery, glowing & shining. Sounds dangerous to me |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 9:52pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
EfemenaXY: I told you not to ask for detailed descriptions. Lol @ Fire, fiery, glowing & shining. Sounds dangerous to me Glamorous to me. But not in the snobby kind of way. |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by EfemenaXY: 9:55pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
^^ 1 Like |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
^^ |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by byvan03: 10:10pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
EfemenaXY: As hopeless as the moment when you feel the need to hide behind a fresh moniker, manufacture a bogus tale, and then demand for only 10k to pay for fictitious bills . 1 Like |
Re: Would You Work In The Mortuary If U Were Jobless? by Nobody: 10:11pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
freecocoa: My dear, those people that work at the morgue, some of them are really fetish oh... I once sat in the parlour with my grandmas corpse, no big deal, na my grandmama... It felt like she was asleep beside me... But meen, sitting in a morgue with about 50 unanimous Corpses at night and hearing different sounds be it insects screeching or owls hooting... Haaaaa, mbanu ,If I say I no go think things, na lie.... |
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