I cant Iaugh alone!
A plane was about to crash and there were only four
parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in
it.
The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the
best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and
left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said "I'm the richest
man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second parachute and left. The third was Muhammadu Buhari
and he said: " I'm the smartest head of state that never went
to school in the world so I can't die now, my people still need
me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with President
Jonathan , and a little school girl.
Then Jonathan said to the little girl " take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that
"there are two parachutes left. With shock and surprise
Jonathan asked her: "how come?" The little girl replied: "
Buhari took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute...
ABOKI NA ABOKI..

old joke op try sometin else old joke op try sometin else

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