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How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:18pm On Aug 25, 2016
[b] There is the common misconception that Hoes are female.
But.......
[size=20pt]1. Hoes have a 3rd leg[/size]
A Hoe can be spotted with the Unclad eye.
1 of the physical attributes of a Hoe is the "3rd Leg" .
But not ALL hoes
So don't get the regual guys mixed up with the True Hoes.

[size=20pt]2.Hoes CAN NOT keep it covered.[/size]
They have to bring it out!
Whether their sending deek picks or
begging a woman for Mouth Action!
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They just can't keep it covered!!!!
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[size=20pt]3.Hoes are not faithful[/size]
He will not be satisfied with 1 woman he must have another
which he lovingly terms his "side chick" or the variant "side piece".
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Do not try and fix this man
He is a Hoe. Leave him.
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[size=20pt]4. Hoes gleefully look at women's body pictures on social media[/size]
He checks the Facebook/tumblr/Instagram pages of females just 2 catch a glimpse of an exposed breast
,a butt cheek peeking from a pair of shorts .
It doesn't matter if it's the slightest of skin showing or non at all but a woman in fitted jeans or top,a hoe will like it!! undecided

[size=20pt]5. A Hoe will bleep anything[/size]
It doesn't matter to him
As long as it has a opening
A woman, a animal a fanta bottle
As ling as it has a opening it's good 2 bleep
A hoe shows no distinction. [/b]

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:20pm On Aug 25, 2016
The way you women convolute things cheesy

we all know that "hoes" belong to only one gender! everyone knows this!! undecided

you are masterfully stating the obvious as a means of distraction cheesy cheesy

create 3000 more articles, "the fact" remains the same #feminist

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Muvacci(m): 4:22pm On Aug 25, 2016
What manner of nonsense feminazi bullshyt is this? undecided

The only hoes I see are those daughters of Jezebel who would degrade themselves and allow themselves to be used and discarded just for money.

Those lazy raggedy biatches who won't sit tight in one spot but would rather hop from man to man, breaking homes and spreading STD's in the process. Those are the hoes!

Those dime-a-dozen bubble-heads who see men as their meal ticket. They won't work but would drive the latest cars and even build mansions off of the money gotten as payment for engaging in self degrading acts such as crophophilia or even BD.SM sex. Those are the hoes! angry

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:23pm On Aug 25, 2016
Oh! Here we go undecided
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:23pm On Aug 25, 2016
preach sissy, preach! grin


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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by annnikky(f): 4:23pm On Aug 25, 2016
smiley

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:25pm On Aug 25, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
angry
What's a matter bbm pin? grin
•••••you fit the description? grin tongue I'm kiddin'
•••••••
stiflerdrug.... .here it is. I told you I'd drop it wink
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:29pm On Aug 25, 2016
U dont have to write it in large letter to be seen ya know
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by shortgun(m): 4:29pm On Aug 25, 2016
wrong topic... should be how 2 spot a guy

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:30pm On Aug 25, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
What's a matter bbm pin? grin
•••••you fit the description? grin tongue I'm kiddin'
•••••••
stiflerdrug.... .here it is. I told you I'd drop it wink

what's the matter bbm pin*

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:31pm On Aug 25, 2016
If the aim of the thread is to get guys angry well sorry puff try something else grin grin grin

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by ErnieSmallzz(f): 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2016
cheesy
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2016
shortgun:
wrong topic... should be how 2 spot a guy
My man, you just called ALL men hoes. undecided
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Ya'll all ain't like this.
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Unless you tryna tell me the very definition of hoe = man?
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by mizzbouqui(f): 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2016
cheesy
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by LuvU2: 4:34pm On Aug 25, 2016
Amen! grin
Women are just learning work! sad

hoes everywhere

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:34pm On Aug 25, 2016
Are you calling your Dad a Hoe shocked

What Man uses Tumblr that's like where all the whales hang out.

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:35pm On Aug 25, 2016
LuvU2:
Amen! grin
Women are just learning work! sad

hoes everywhere

Correct!!!!

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:36pm On Aug 25, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
My man, you just called ALL men hoes. undecided
•••••
Ya'll all ain't like this.
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Unless you tryna tell me the very definition of hoe = man?

Oh you just described me puff. If Hoe is what you call me then Hoe it is
#4everahoe cheesy
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:37pm On Aug 25, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
What's a matter bbm pin? grin
•••••you fit the description?

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 4:38pm On Aug 25, 2016
Babzilla:


Oh you just described me puff. If Hoe is what you call me then Hoe it is
#4everahoe cheesy
Hahaha grin OK dude
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by shortgun(m): 4:40pm On Aug 25, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
My man, you just called ALL men hoes. undecided
•••••
Ya'll all ain't like this.
•••••
Unless you tryna tell me the very definition of hoe = man?
d description fits dat of an average guy in d street
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by YorubaDemon(m): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2016
we agree no level grin
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by stiflerdrug: 4:57pm On Aug 25, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
What's a matter bbm pin? grin
•••••you fit the description? grin tongue I'm kiddin'
•••••••
stiflerdrug.... .here it is. I told you I'd drop it wink

Lol.. . . Cool
Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 5:01pm On Aug 25, 2016
Muvacci:
What manner of nonsense feminazi bullshyt is this? undecided

Not feminist.Truth.
•••••••

The only hoes I see are those daughters of Jezebel who would degrade themselves and allow themselves to be used and discarded just for money

Those lazy raggedy biatches who won't sit tight in one spot but would rather hop from man to man, breaking homes and spreading STD's in the process. Those are the hoes!

••••••••
A Hoe (male1) does all this for free undecided
Begs for it even.
So he a STD transferring thirsty Hoe who spreads it far and wide because he comes in every class undecided


Those dime-a-dozen bubble-heads who see men as their meal ticket. They won't work but would drive the latest cars and even build mansions off of the money gotten as payment for engaging in self degrading acts such as crophophilia or even BD.SM sex. Those are the hoes! angry
•••••••
Uhm. I don't know if you know it but bd.sm goes both ways.
And isn't exactly a indicator of anything but 1 likes it rough lipsrsealed
•••••
And who provided them opportunity 2 use their bodies this way for financial gain?
•••••••
The thirsty hoes who wanted their body and would do/pay anything to have itundecided


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But of course yer brothers (and a few chicks)
flew to like yer post despite the reality of these facts and the post.

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Pinkiwinki(m): 5:04pm On Aug 25, 2016
WRONG THREAD. "OP TRYING TO SOUND INTELLIGENT BUT SHE END UP BEING SUPER DUMB.

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Muvacci(m): 5:10pm On Aug 25, 2016
LuvU2:
Amen! grin Women are just learning work! sad
hoes everywhere
tongue

Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Lezzlie(m): 5:14pm On Aug 25, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Correct!!!!
Calling a man a hoe -- a traditional term for unconventional women with sexual indiscretions-- depics you as suffocating under the weight of imaginary male dominated world.

Men can never be hoes! He fücks you and leaves while his fluid is still settling within you.

We're genealogically equipped to fück a whole village.

So we keep producing sperm until we die while your ability to produce eggs isn't even up to half your natural lifespan.

I'll stop here for my man, Óbontami's sakes. I would have fact-fücked you tonight.

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by stiflerdrug: 5:15pm On Aug 25, 2016
But y ya'll ladies still be after them hoe niggas.. And leave good ones like me?

All fuxkked up

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Muvacci(m): 5:15pm On Aug 25, 2016
[s]
KingCheezyPuff:

Not feminist.Truth.
•••••••

The only hoes I see are those daughters of Jezebel who would degrade themselves and allow themselves to be used and discarded just for money

Those lazy raggedy biatches who won't sit tight in one spot but would rather hop from man to man, breaking homes and spreading STD's in the process. Those are the hoes!
A Hoe (male1) does all this for free undecided
Begs for it even.
So he a STD transferring thirsty Hoe who spreads it far and wide because he comes in every class undecided


Those dime-a-dozen bubble-heads who see men as their meal ticket. They won't work but would drive the latest cars and even build mansions off of the money gotten as payment for engaging in self degrading acts such as crophophilia or even BD.SM sex. Those are the hoes! angry
[color=#9999ff]Uhm. I don't know if you know it but bdsm goes both ways.
And isn't exactly a indicator of anything but 1likes it rough lipsrsealed
•••••
And who provided them opportunity 2 use their bodies thus way for financial gain?
•••••••
The thirsty hoes who wanted their body undecided[color]
[/s]

Truckload of crap. undecided

I would've engaged you if only you aren't hell-bent on achieving one thing.

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by LuvU2: 5:19pm On Aug 25, 2016

Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 5:19pm On Aug 25, 2016
Hoe niggas everywhere grin

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Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by Nobody: 5:20pm On Aug 25, 2016
Muvacci:
[s][/s]

Truckload of crap. undecided

I would've engaged you if only you aren't hell-bent on achieving one thing.
Dang!!!
You quoted me before I finished my reply! I'm so upset.
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I dont really want a debate with you or any other.
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But yer post called 2 me undecided


Lezzlie:
Calling a man a hoe -- a traditional term for unconventional women with sexual indiscretions-- depics you as suffocating under the weight of imaginary male dominated world.
Men can never be hoes! He fücks you and leaves while his fluid is still settling within you.
We're genealogically equipped to fück a whole village.
So we keep producing sperm until we die while your ability to produce eggs isn't even up to half your natural life.
I'll stop here for my man, Óbontami's sakes. I would have fact-fücked you tonight.
Lezzlie GET OUT undecided
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You can bring 2 me the dictionary definition of the word "hoe"
And yer sexist view point
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And I'll tell you the dictionary needs revision because with all you male do(stated in the post and in my reply 2 muvacci .)
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MEN ARE THE TRUE HOES

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