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Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Adesiji77: 7:02am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Given outrageous deposit targets with deadlines capable of breaking even the jaw of an hyena, bank workers saddled with the responsibility of marketing and wooing ‘big’ customers are mostly compelled to pound the streets of Nigeria for hours, struggling desperately to meet up with the lofty expectations of their bosses. While this craze has driven many to adopt unconventional and unhealthy strategies to meet up with these ‘insane’ tasks, others unable to sometimes hit these targets, live with the humiliation until Armageddon finally strikes. http://punchng.com/deposit-target-nigerian-bankers-nightmare/ 3 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by RealLordZeus(m): 7:13am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Never knew it's so hard as this 3 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Coldfaya(m): 7:21am On Aug 27, 2016 |
rat race. your efforts is always not good enough 12 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by eph12(m): 7:24am On Aug 27, 2016 |
When I remember how desperate I was for a bank job few years ago I thank God I was never employed. I wouldn't have had any direction like I have now 12 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Ishilove: 7:35am On Aug 27, 2016 |
My friend was lamenting yesterday how she works Monday to Saturday, and on public holidays. She also overpaid a customer by 5k, but that 5k is like 500k because her salary is 75k, and by the time she removes logistics and other expenses, the money is gone. Way back in school I had the opportunity to work with Stanbic but I jumped and passed. A decision I have never regretted. Banking in Nigeria is akin to slavery. 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nairadays: 8:15am On Aug 27, 2016 |
LOL @ deadlines capable of breaking even the jaw of an hyenae no easy to be big boy and girl 5 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by ladyF(f): 8:16am On Aug 27, 2016 |
But you really can't blame people working in banks. It's not like there are so many options to choose from. Running a personal business as an entrepreneur is not easy. For most people, there's no capital to even start. But my own argument is this, if you can pitch a bank to customers and make them deposit money, why can't you think of a business idea and pitch to people to raise capital? All these deposit targets is like slave labor, monkey (you) dey work, baboon (bank) dey chop. They will still come and sack you tomorrow. Why not channel your marketing to sell your idea and raise capital? Anyway sha... make I go continue to sell my puff-puff and zobo. It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by CriticMaestro: 8:16am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Way too long 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by BeeBeeOoh(m): 8:16am On Aug 27, 2016 |
These days banking is a modern dey slavery, e no easy at all.. |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by adewumiopeyemi(m): 8:16am On Aug 27, 2016 |
many graduate now want to work in bank..... they think say he easy... i think if u work in a bank are a big boy.. for me i ave many offer to work ina bank... i decline am fast fast... i dont want to be a slavery to them[/b] 2 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Sharon6(f): 8:17am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Eeyah! Working like an elephant, earning like a rat. Which way Nigeria.? GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS! CHECK MY SIGNATURE! 1 Like |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by adewumiopeyemi(m): 8:18am On Aug 27, 2016 |
u are right... now days nw many graduate nw..want to work in a bank.....but is not an easy option.... Ishilove: |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by RGem(f): 8:19am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Slavery |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Flexherbal(m): 8:19am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Gone are the days when bankers were seen as millionaires. 11 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by maximunimpact(m): 8:21am On Aug 27, 2016 |
bank job...Lols |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Pavore9: 8:22am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Banks are sweatshops! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Houseofglam7(f): 8:23am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Banking na glorified slavery na Most of us fit feed these so called bankers for a year without blinking Lasisi69, na lie I talk? 3 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:23am On Aug 27, 2016 |
I can totally relate Cc:whatsapp 1 Like |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by emmabest2000(m): 8:23am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Bank job worldwide are the same ... 5 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by armadeo(m): 8:24am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Bankers be dreaming of elm street. Instead of a clawed lunatic they have a suit wearing fatso screaming about deposits. 2 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Angrymode: 8:24am On Aug 27, 2016 |
No wonder female bank marketers sometimes resort to trade by batter with their bodies. All those guys that are married or want to marry a banker, just know that you might be in for a career runz girl :- 3 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by salabscholar01(m): 8:25am On Aug 27, 2016 |
ok |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Dinocarex(m): 8:25am On Aug 27, 2016 |
There are salinet issues raised here. 1. The use of contract staffs: When did this ideology finally creeped into our banking system. Growing up, contract staff was meant for Building / construction companies. Hardly, now will you find a company who doesn't employ contracts staff just to save cost and maximize profit. 2. Targets: I weep at the unattainable targets my friends working in the banking sector are being given. How on earth will they attain such. Little wonder why female bank marketers are being branded 'cooperate holoshos'. In other to meet their targets, they do unprintiable stuffs. 6 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by kaen1317: 8:26am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Gone are the days when banking was an enviable profession. In the bid to meet targets, bankers have become regular customers to native doctors and most female ones high class prostitutes. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 8:26am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Wow! Is some of this stuff even legal? What is the labour congress doing about this, or is it only during gas price hike that they work? 9 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by ideology(m): 8:26am On Aug 27, 2016 |
The functions of CBN has to be reviewed, the current managers of CBN are killing the economy. Even bank owners self, where are expecting new monies to be printed Instead of giving soft loans and making extra money from interest, they are busy punishing their staff. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by Nobody: 8:27am On Aug 27, 2016 |
We should fault the system, if you own a business, the motive would be to maximize profit |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by kaen1317: 8:28am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Sleeping with a female banker is so easy if you have big money to open an account 4 Likes |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by anonimi: 8:28am On Aug 27, 2016 |
This is definitely not the best time to be a banker, surely with Buhari squeezing anything squeezable like a tight-fisted amateur, inexperienced boxer. [img]http://www.tradingeconomics.com/charts/og.png?url=/nigeria/gdp-growth-annual[/img] www.nairaland.com/attachments/3906024_cmcdugtxeaadtaq_jpglarge_jpeg1de1569c071297410be4a6d98a3ed50a 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Deposit Target: Nigerian Bankers’ Nightmare by saintneo(m): 8:28am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Everything in Nigeria seems to be heading the wrong direction. 3 Likes |
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