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~voice Mail!~ by dani1luv: 2:40pm On Oct 03, 2009
A guy named Ben went out looking for a Date. . When he met a charming lady. .

They went out for dinner that night.  That same night they called each other through Night Call (MTN)

One day the Lady (named tyty) called Ben on a saturday and the following conversation ensued
*Phone Rings*
Ben: Hello darling

tyty: How are you doing,

Ben: Im FIne

tyty: Pls Honey I need 20,000Naira for shopping

Ben: ehn

Ben: This is a voicemail Service
        Press 1 to end the call
        Press 2 to leave a message behind

tyty: Ben Hello; Ben; hello

Ben: No I said this is a voicemail service
        Press 1 to end the call
        Press 2 to leave a message behind. .

cheesy
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by dani1luv: 3:04pm On Oct 03, 2009
I cant' help it just 2 funny cheesy
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by dominique(f): 3:08pm On Oct 03, 2009
if i were tyty. . . i'll continue to press two till you get ma messages ;d :p
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by dani1luv: 3:54pm On Oct 03, 2009
dominique:

if i were tyty. . . i'll continue to press two till you get ma messages ;d :p
if i were tyty. . . i'll continue to press two till you get ma messages grin tongue


Im sure that's wot u mean
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by romsky: 3:58pm On Oct 03, 2009
chai see as u dey fall Ben ova size hand na wa 4 u o
tyty tu like awoof self shioor

Ben no forget say e go better na poor man prayer & next time remember to check whether na original designer she wear bifor u nawode
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by sylve11: 4:33pm On Oct 03, 2009
Dani dey beef ben becos ben nor gree arrange chick 4 am cool
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by dani1luv: 4:57pm On Oct 03, 2009
Guy abeg re-boot ur system
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by dominique(f): 8:32pm On Oct 03, 2009
dani1luv:

if i were tyty. . . i'll continue to press two till you get ma messages grin tongue


Im sure that's wot u mean

yup smiley
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by bashydemy(m): 11:37pm On Oct 03, 2009
this tyty too like awoof after how many days 20k che, this Ben self want better thing but no wan drop money na paper the fine babe take love-vendor her self?
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by tayoast(m): 11:44pm On Oct 03, 2009
lwkm
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by bydot1(m): 1:20am On Oct 04, 2009
dani why na, u just dey fall Benard hand like dat
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by dani1luv: 2:25pm On Oct 04, 2009
How you take know na Ben[b]ard[/b] undecided
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by mamagee6(f): 10:19pm On Oct 04, 2009
lol. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by bydot1(m): 2:59am On Oct 05, 2009
how i no go knw say na Benard be dat,
so ra e o smiley
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by dani1luv: 6:45pm On Oct 05, 2009
Abeg check ur account balance
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by bydot1(m): 1:05am On Oct 06, 2009
undisclosed
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by clemcykul(f): 8:32am On Oct 06, 2009
nice one dani. one piece of chin chin for u
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by romsky: 8:55am On Oct 06, 2009
miser
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by bydot1(m): 9:02am On Oct 06, 2009
miner?
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by sylve11: 9:09am On Oct 06, 2009
dani1luv:

Guy abeg re-boot your system

u don reboot ur own finish? cool
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by bydot1(m): 9:21am On Oct 06, 2009
No BIOS found:! cool
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by clemcykul(f): 9:58am On Oct 06, 2009
why na? u don dey behave like say ur head correct
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by Abbeycity4(f): 2:30pm On Oct 06, 2009
haba clem!!! stp dat angry

@ Topic
Laff wan kill m 4hia. . . . but no i no go die. . . . funny grin
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by dani1luv: 2:52pm On Oct 06, 2009
*Whistling* cool
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by clemcykul(f): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2009
stop what abbey? did i touch or talk 2 u?
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by romsky: 3:30pm On Oct 06, 2009
leave dat yeye pikin jare & let me touch ur abuna
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by clemcykul(f): 3:32pm On Oct 06, 2009
kai! bla bla bla
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by Abbeycity4(f): 3:38pm On Oct 06, 2009
shocked shocked Rommie dnt touch dat dar!!!!!

clemcykul:

stop what abbey? did i touch or talk 2 u?

Ask m again cheesy
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by bydot1(m): 3:41pm On Oct 06, 2009
trust u wink kiss kiss
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by Abbeycity4(f): 3:49pm On Oct 06, 2009
yeah kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by Jeovy(m): 3:56pm On Oct 06, 2009
@post

hahahahahahahahahahaha, very punny
Re: ~voice Mail!~ by Abbeycity4(f): 4:12pm On Oct 06, 2009
is dat ur fina ansa?

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