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*********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 7:23pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
[center] ***************************ANARCHY**************************** [/center] Game recognise game?? We're about to see Legend recognise Legend. Current Nairaland word on the street champion, Ibime goes head to head against the hottest product of the Flow for Rank Academy Streetwise. There have been no callouts, just a battle created by popular demand. . . Both have something at stake, let's see if the Militant Nairaland Rap King can be usurped from the seat he has held on to ruthlessly by beheading any distant threats. We might also see the latest freestyle prodigy get the recognition as a NL Battlerap god in the space of one month. Are we here to see the beginning of an ANARCHY or to watch Ibime just knock another noun off the NL Rap Battle Encyclopaedia?? |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 7:47pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
hehehehe. . . .after all this hypeman wey you do, you forgot to state the rules. . . 20 - 24 lines. . . . deadline is 11pm on Tuesday the 6th of October. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 8:20pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
b]CURRICULUM VITAE[/b] Ibime (AKA Niger Delta Militant) Has battled the best Nairaland has to offer . . . track record includes battles against Wordsmith, Lord Sauron, Mailmalc. Critics say he spends too much time working on his metaphors and wordplay that he forgets why he's battling and not in the Freestyle Lounge. That hasn't stopped him from giving us what is universally accepted as the best Third-place showdown ever. Winning this will be a message to the other netcees thinking of challenging his grip on the Raplord throne. You’ll get a penny for your thoughts. . . if you pawn your mind!/ I SMASH YA TEAM/ TRAMPOLINE on ya back and CRACK YA SPLEEN/ Then spray ya ‘blood’ over ya T.V. . . now you got a ‘PLASMA’ SCREEN!!/ Streetwize (AKA Spitzophrenic) Untested but feared . . . his CV's as short as Mailmalc's privates on viagra Just a couple of line's here and there and his streetcred is soaring like Eldee's legend status Unbeaten but with the highest expectations ever . . . his wordplay's unrivalled, lyrical knowhow unquestioned, he has the cleansheet on the line. NL, My reign (rain) is on, my days have come And I aint gon' ex- men till I take dis place by storm My lyrics are in vogue . . . . d way I fashion statements 1 Like |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 8:36pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
Rules - 20 - 24 lines - No verses should be posted on the thread - Both verses should be e-mailed to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com - Comments are welcome. - Methods of voting shall be discussed after I have received both verses. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 2:16am On Oct 04, 2009 |
My verse is ready. Waiting on Streetwise. Do I have permission to extend the line-limit to 30 lines? |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by streetwize(m): 2:29am On Oct 04, 2009 |
Havent had time to write yet. . so my shit isnt ready. . . but yeh. . . ive got nothing against thirty lines mehn. . . . |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 2:43am On Oct 04, 2009 |
Cool. . . . I've sent my verse in by email. . . 28 lines. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by streetwize(m): 1:58pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Eldee, |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by streetwize(m): 7:31pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
I sent it this mornin. . . . . so jus waitin now. . . |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 8:34pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Streetwise' Verse DIS RADICAL FELLA/ HOLDS COURT. . . TO CONVICT FARCICAL JESTERS SO ITS ONLY RIGHT DAT I BEGIN YA SENTENCE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS My reign leaves you sour/ cuz I dictate to devour He squares up to d king. . . . . but gets no raise to d power Its just days to d hour/I reveal my thoughts of savage but d skillery set/ of dis mean midget. . . . is not surprisingly. . . short of average When I spur on rampage/ ya blood be da first to spill I'll strangle you with my sweater. . . . call me dressed ta kill I'm blessed with skill/ and u best quickly learn dat an attempt to school d devil. . . . only yields first degree burns Those old verses you penned are skilless/ and show proverbial weakness and ya current flow. . . Im sorry!! . . . shows no potential difference Its only raw fusion/ when I'm bonin your new hun She whines and breaks breath during our holey-cum-union So ya stand's over/ u just a tiny beetle, Im a landrover Ur drunk with pride?. . . . I'll dangle u 4rm a bridge and make you hang-over Av outclassed hova/ and proceed to blow u dead Ironic, dat a big bang. . .to ya head/ would bring. . . ya universe to an end Now he's bruised and dead/ and they call it a twinning pillage Cuz a vertical slice to his frame. . . revealed. . . . his splitting image He's really finished/ and yeh, Streetwize did it He had expensive flows. . . . but my freestyle killed it My shit lacks critics/ he's scared his verse is wasted They even say. . . his irrational fears. . . can only be estimated The rest is basic/ even pool chiks know Ibime lacks my floss cuz He should take d cue to hole a girl. . . . but he doesn't have d balls Dis z Overkill/and be sure voters will/ choose d flows dats real His bore. . . they dig mine. . . ya'll know da drill I don blow 4a real/ Ibime's out here spittin noise This Virgin won't get head. . . if he spent his whole day. . . flipping coins!!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Brizzy(m): 8:46pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
DAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNN i've seen sm ov Ibime's batt;es and he's tight but damn i bow down to streetwise, he's a don. i knw ibime's gona spit hard 2, but until den man streetwise u got my vote. shit im stunned. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by streetwize(m): 8:56pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Thanks mehn . . . . . but sha Ibime neva drop. . and please eldee. . . this isnt d same without d italics. . . some of d puns intended will def not be understood . . . or if itts 2 much work 4 ya. . . mayb we shld drop it ourselves. . . . Ibimes verse?. . 1 Like |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 9:52pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Ibime's Verse I don’t welcome a rival/ so you dead on arrival/ You might have heard of me. . . . if you met a disciple!/ I make rappers dissolve in a ball of flames/ Call me Jesus. . . or call my name. . . its all the same!/ With all prior respect/ Im not the guy you should test/ This battles pointless. . . like Pompey. . . after Gaydamak left!/ I deserve pride and respect/ like Denzel in The Siege/ I don’t battle bird niggas. . . so I’ll keep this Pelican Brief!/ Ya verse was one hell of a speech/ but you speak lies/ I blow ya brains over the street. . . now ya streetwise!/ I keep guys/ that strangle ya throat. . . with peace-ties/ I got enough dough to cover this beef. . . like meatpies!/ Im hailed as the man/ so bail if you can/ And if you talking beef, change the subject. . . or fail the exam!/ When this villain appear/ the thrill in the air/ should fill you with fear/ if ya think ya prepared. . . blow ya brains. . and kill the idea!/ I mangle ya melon/ when Im branding a weapon/ I JFK your ass. . . from any angle of reference/ You get strangled with bedding/ by any man that you let in/ Cos I put money on your head. . like dancers at an African wedding!/ Rapping is a random obsession/ that I indulge in/ Ya brain’s bulging/ from the info Im divulging/ The information/ is that ya wife’s fornicating/ My seed's in ya family tree. . . call it cross-pollination!/ I fought wars with Satan/ so you’re just a small fry/ You’re balls are on the line. . . so please consult the hawk-eye!/ They applaud I/ if they applaud you, then they all lie/ Cos real stand-up niggas never trip. . . for a fall guy!/ 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 9:54pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Let the voting begin. Please take into consideration the fact that no verse was typed first It was a blind battle so no advantage for any of the parties. Best out of nine votes win. 1 Like |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 9:57pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
@streetwize aiite then . . . post it yourself |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 10:10pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Sheeeeeeet! 1 Like |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by titsqueez(m): 10:11pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
eldee: this punch alone gives the battle to streetwise. . . dayum!!!! 1 Like |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 10:56pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
sheeeeeet. . . . . I dont usually big-up opponents but I just gotta comment on these lines: streetwize: This shit is priceless!!! I didnt know what this nigga was holding. I want a mothaphocking rematch!!! 1 Like |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by streetwize(m): 10:58pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Sorry eldee . . . . but I was jus thinkin Please jus skip right on . . . . . yall probly dont need dis . . . I just prefer it to look lik dis DIS RADICAL FELLA/ HOLDS COURT. . . TO CONVICT FARCICAL JESTERS SO ITS ONLY RIGHT DAT I BEGIN YA SENTENCE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS My reign leaves you sour/ cuz I dictate to devour He squares up to d king. . . . . but gets no raise to d power Its just days to d hour/I reveal my thoughts of savage but d skillery set/ of dis mean midget. . . . is not surprisingly. . . short of average When I spur on rampage/ ya blood be da first to spill I'll strangle you with my sweater. . . . call me dressed ta kill I'm blessed with skill/ and u best quickly learn dat an attempt to school d devil. . . . only yields first degree burns Those old verses you penned are skilless/ and show proverbial weakness and ya current flow. . . Im sorry!! . . . shows no potential difference Its only raw fusion/ when I'm bonin your new hun She whines and breaks breath during our holey-cum-union So ya stand's over/ u just a tiny beetle, Im a landrover Ur drunk with pride?. . . . I'll dangle u 4rm a bridge and make you hang-over Av outclassed hova/ and proceed to blow u dead Ironic, dat a big bang. . .to ya head/ would bring. . . ya universe to an end Now he's bruised and dead/ and they call it a twinning pillage Cuz a vertical slice to his frame. . . revealed. . . . his splitting image He's really finished/ and yeh, Streetwize did it He had expensive flows. . . . but my[i] free[/i]style killed it My shit lacks critics/ he's scared his verse is wasted They even say. . . his i[i]rrational[/i] fears. . . can only be estimated The rest is basic/ even pool chiks know Ibime lacks my floss cuz He should take d cue to hole a girl. . . . but he doesn't have d balls Dis z Overkill/and be sure voters will/ choose d flows dats real His bore. . . they dig mine. . . ya'll know da drill I don blow 4a real/ Ibime's out here spittin noise This Virgin won't get head. . . if he spent his whole day. . . flipping coins!!!! |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by chamotex(m): 11:12pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Ibime, this is what happens when u under-estimate someone. You don't learn do ya? You need to start hitting them punches harder man. Come on man. You are better than this. I don't think its rocket science to say Streetwise took this one. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Sauron1: 11:32pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
streetwize: Fucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccking Hell. Who is Streetwize?? Blimey. . . . . .He took Ibime apart like his limbs were tied to 4 horses in different directions. Jeeeeeez. Surely, Streetwize is a vet on some other rap battle forums.
He even wordplayed Ohm's Law to send Ibime to an early grave. Dang it. . . . .I want a rematch. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by lalaboi(m): 11:35pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Streetwize champion after one battle!. . .Ex-King of Nairaland rap battles bn defeated 2 times in a row. . .!. . .Streetwise need to battle mailmac now to be King! Even sauron, chamotex and crack head nor get mouth! |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 11:37pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Hold da fuccccccccck up! Im gonna take this kid apart. Give me one more chance like the Jackson 5!!! |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Sauron1: 11:38pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
lalaboi: I will take him apart if i can get 2 hours to write lyrics. But i am too busy these days. The guy is kool though but he's also new. Newbies have enough weapons in their arsenal. After 1000 bars dropped on this forum. . . . .I have exhausted all ma rhyme patterns. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by chamotex(m): 12:02am On Oct 06, 2009 |
lalaboi: He'z definitely a vet on another rap thread. I never under-estimate anyone, newbie or not. He aint got nothing to lose. And just to remind you, my record on this section is 'stainless'. I'm on that 'writers block' mode man. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by mailmalc(m): 12:49am On Oct 06, 2009 |
my oh my! Wher do we start from? Multies + Metaphors = Tie! bt streetwise ws a beast wit those kinda punchlines. Shit! I don’t welcome a rival/ so you dead on arrival/Love this. your drunk with pride?. . . . I'll dangle u 4rm a bridge and make you hang-overDayummm! Infact no need to start quoting cos i might jst end up pickin a whole verse. Streetwise hits plantinum, NL Battle of fame, Best Ever Battle Verse hahahahaha nice ones |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by chiogo(f): 2:31am On Oct 06, 2009 |
Sick battle!!!! Streetwize. . .Love the word play. Nice as always, Ibime. you were missing your word plays though. I loved that about your previous battles. But umm, Streetwize took it. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by chic2pimp(m): 2:43am On Oct 06, 2009 |
~Sauron~:Write am jare. Let's compare. Ibime: ELDEE Abeg I dey wait for part 2 ooo. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 4:47am On Oct 06, 2009 |
Results Streetwize 5-0 Ibime Streetwise wins this one easily probably the fastest defeat I've seen on this section. Since people have come out to say he's got the illest ever verse on NL, I think it won't be too long before y'all will hve the opportunity to see his verses. @Ibime Come on . . . we can't give second chances. That's the whole point of having you both email your verses to a specific ad. The unfair surprise is what won it for him. |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by eldee(m): 4:48am On Oct 06, 2009 |
[center]WAR-CRAFT: ANARCHY CHAMPION Streetwize[/center] |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by titsqueez(m): 7:17am On Oct 06, 2009 |
eldee: GBAM!!! |
Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 7:58am On Oct 06, 2009 |
We no go gree o! We no go gree! All's fair in love and war. You cant defeat Floyd Mayweather and not give him a rematch. Streetwize, how about it? 1 Like |
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