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LWKMD!!! Akpos Wedding Night Experience Will Leave Tears In Your Eyes (see Here) by McAkpos: 9:22pm On Sep 01, 2016
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http://repnaija.com/site_0/Akpos-Wedding-Night-Experience-Will-Leave-Tears-In-Your-Eyes.xhtml
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Akpos got married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before).....
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AKPOS:- so what do i do first?
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AKPOS’ FATHER:- take her clothes off and lay her on the bed.
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Two minutes later Akpos on the phone again “she is naked and in bed, what do I do now?” His father can’t believe what he is hearing.
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AKPOS’ FATHER:- take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her.

After another two minutes poor Akpos is on the phone again.
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AKPOS:- dad I’m naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?
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His dad’s patience is now running out so he says, “shit son, do I have to spell everything out for you?
Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees Good night!”
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Just when the old man starts snoring, Akpos is on the phone again....
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AKPOS:- ok dad, i have my head in the toilet bowl what do i do next?
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AKPOS’ FATHER:- DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!
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Lmao!! Please Tell Akpos What To Do Next!
Re: LWKMD!!! Akpos Wedding Night Experience Will Leave Tears In Your Eyes (see Here) by waxxydude: 9:43pm On Sep 01, 2016
LMAO!

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