10 Things that would happen if the Federal Government invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria.

1. The presidency would set up a standing committee to welcome him to Nigeria.

2. The Senate/House committees on Information technology would also set up committees to welcome him too.

3. There would be traffic everywhere in Lagos because all roads would be blocked.

4. Mark cannot walk the streets of Yaba because he will be heavily guarded by soldiers (Not Police).

5. Lai Mouhammed would tell us that Mark Zuckerberg is here to support Buhari’s fight against corruption.

6. At the airport he would be welcomed by the following,

a)Minister of Information and Minister of Youths and sports will welcome him to the United States of Nigeria

b)NCC Chairman

c) Chairman House Committee on ICT

d) Chairman Senate Committee on ICT

e) Spokesperson of the Senate/House

f) Senate president

g)Speaker of the House

h) National Chairman of APC

i) National Troupe/cultural dance

j)National women leader.

7. Young people would wear t-shirts with his images, women also would tie wrapper bearing his images.

8. The pages of National newspapers would have felicitation messages welcoming him to Nigeria.

9. N900million would be budgeted for his logistics and feeding

10. In 2019 some government officials would be investigated by EFCC based on misappropriation of funds during this visit.

#this is Nigeria
#culled

Lalasticlala shey you no go meet mark too like this

Really!

Our leaders can set up committee for anything

Angelparadise:
Really!

yes really!

Kenneth205:

I with set up a committee for this your laugh

Funny and true. Nigeria is a comedy.

Cc: lalasticlala...

AirSultan:
Lalasticlala shey you no go meet mark too like this

Naso Mark no meet Oga Seun sha