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Missing Eclipse by faorex(m): 4:34pm On Sep 02, 2016
Abeg, who don see the eclipse,

-INEC- The sighting of the eclipse was Inconclusive.

-HIGH COURT-The sighting of the eclipse has been adjourned till tomorrow

-SENATOR SARAKI- There is nothing like eclipse, a
committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen.DOGARA.

-LAI MOHAMMED- The eclipse has already been sighted yesterday.

-PATRICK OBAHIAGBON- The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the annular eclipse
in the periphery atmosphere of our galaxy is tantamount to much crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo.


-APC- We will create another eclipse for Nigerians in 1month period.

-PRESIDENCY- Due to none sighting of the eclipse, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved

-BOKOHARAM- We are responsible for the absence of the eclipse in the sky

-EFCC- Those responsible for the non sighting of the eclipse will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.

-BIAFRA- Free Kanu or forget about seeing the eclipse.

-US- We know where the eclipse is but we won't say it.

We hope these one no be eclipse padding !!!
Abi, you won name your dog "eclipse"?
Abeg, na joke o
Happy new month.

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Re: Missing Eclipse by jesse8048(m): 4:41pm On Sep 02, 2016
ND AVENGERS we bombed the eclipse at 3:00am.

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Re: Missing Eclipse by Queendo(f): 5:47pm On Sep 02, 2016
nice write up.

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