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Funny Jambites by JerryQ: 10:09pm On Sep 02, 2016
Now that JAMB is giving admission and Higher institutions are also giving admission. The following conversation was seen between two JAMBITES.
Fred: Guy how far?
Jons: i dey oooo. U get admission this year?
Fred: Yes o. Baba God pick my call o.
Jons: Me sef get admission o.
Fred: Which course them give you?
Jons: Political Biology. What of u?
Fred: My own na Banking and surgery.
Jons: Men, all men just dey smile. dem give Kufo Islamic fishery
Akpos own na Accounting Nutrition another of my guy get
Animal programming
Fred: Wat of Suzzy wey get Yoruba mathematics and Karo them give her
Igbo medicine.
Jons: Mennnhhh! see good news. Me i go try change course next year
i beg tell guys to suggest one for me.



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Re: Funny Jambites by TITOBIGZ(m): 12:07am On Sep 03, 2016
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