10 Things That Would Have Happened If Mark Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During Goodluck Jonathan Adminstration

This is a hilarious piece about the recent visit of Facebook billionaire founder, Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria to introduce the Facebook proposed internet programme.

A Nigerian writer, Destiny Young has mocked the former administration of former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan on the steps the leadership could have taken had Mark Zuckerberg visited Nigeria during his tenure in office.

Read the hilarious piece below:

1. The presidency will set up a committee to welcome him.

2. The national assembly joint committee on information technology will also be at the airports to welcome him.

3. There will be traffic everywhere both in Lagos and in FCT.

4. He will be heavily guarded by soldiers, police and DSS.

5. Youths will wear t-shirts with his images, Women will also tie wrapper bearing his images.

6. Pages of newspapers as well as national TV will have facilitation messages welcoming him.

7. Public holiday Will be declared to welcome him properly.

8. #2.1 billion will be released by Dasuki, on order of the presidency, to various groups for logistics and feeding during the visit.

9. Gov. Akpabio (the uncommon transformer) will lobby to have him in Akwa Ibom state.

10. In Akwa ibom, the following will take place;

(a) A visit to the tropicana

(b) A visit to e-library

(c) A visit to underground pipe-jacking drainage (with electricity generating turbine) first in sub-sahara Africa.

(d) A reception ceremony at the state banquet hall later in the evening.

(e) At the reception, he will be entertained to jokes by SirJames, Basket mouth, Klink de drunk, Elenu, Brass band 999 mass choir will not be left out…….etc.

(f) ……and first class private jet will be hiredby the state govt. to fly Mark back to Abuja.

Mark, sorry you came late. lol….

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11) Doyin Okupe will flood all the newspapers and magazines with interviews on how GEJ is the "hero" that flew to Marks house and convinced him to come

12) Dieazani will grant interviews on how Marks visit increased crude oil export to 12 million barrels per day........

13) GEJ will grant an interview to international" news agencies saying Marks visit will make all Nigeria's problems disappear....

So what are you trying to say .. ? Oga it was better in JEG'S time.. This illiterate president don't know what his doing..

I pray he doesn't completely handicap Nigeria's Economy b4 he leaves office...

hahaha, op is 100% right but then this admin is runned by a cow so he doesn't even care when a VIP like mark shows up in our soil