1. Travelling for almost 10hrs from Aba to Abuja for the first time,then someone says 'we are in gwagwalada abuja, but then after 1hr, another person answers his phone and says we're still in gwagwalada.
'Jeez, is gwagwalada another state in abuja?'

2. When enter 'drop' from kubwa to wuse and then the driver says your money is #2000.

'Wait,am I travelling to jos?'

krissconnect:
1. Travelling for almost 10hrs from Aba to Abuja for the first time,then someone says 'we are in gwagwalada abuja, but then after 1hr, another person answers his phone and says we're still in gwagwalada.
'Jeez, I gwgwalada another state in abuja?'

Lol even that lokoja sef

3. When you see a sign post in utako that says '2 bedroom flat'_#2million naira...

'What?..Jesus is lord'

krissconnect:
1. Travelling for almost 10hrs from Aba to Abuja for the first time,then someone says 'we are in gwagwalada abuja, but then after 1hr, another person answers his phone and says we're still in gwagwalada.
'Jeez, I gwgwalada another state in abuja?'

Afta kogi wey long like 3states, gwagwalada go come carry e own come. Sighs*

Na to continue the sleep

Hahaha....

Number 3 na wa.

4. When you're stuck in Karmo or Maraba hold up.

'Lawd, this is more painful than breakup'

No.1 and no.3

Chai

5. When you drive to central area.

'Oh lawd,I'm in heaven'

6. When you see aboki okada riders gathered around a scene,meanwhile you're trekking.

'Hmm,I can't just come and kee myself for nothing'

7. When you're sitting in the front in a taxi with other 4 passengers at the back, then the driver stops to pick another passenger.

'What? Is he going to sit in the boot?'

8. When you in a taxi,just a mile off,the next passenger says he wanna check his luggage in the boot,but then the driver lashes at him and says he already left it in zuba.

'Mtchew,idiotic one chance people,una wan scam me abi? Leme drop abeg'

9. After struggling to enter mpape motor from berger junction,when it is time to pay the conductor,you discovered the only money in your pocket has been kidnapped.

'Jesus,come and take me'

10. Add yours...
#iloveabuja

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Cool but haven't been to abuja though

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