The endless swarms of mosquitoes (in Lekki) all but maddens me to no end. And the peninsula is constantly buffeted by storms of cockroaches.

Not just Lekki, the whole island is infested with big boy German cockroaches and anopheline mosquitoes. I'll make mainland my main diggings.

Here in this terribly malarious godforsaken neighborhood filled with extremely expensive new pads people practically dwell with cockroaches.

Granted, I am oblivious of the local speed limit in this pathetic peninsula but I am absolutely aware cockroaches can cause chronic leprosy.

Leprosy is not the end of the world per se. Lepers are nursed—even though a convicted child molester is treated as a leper wherever he goes.