Well I'm nt sorry for another round I'm sorry it lasted this long"-sweet penis..
The development in tech brought about new gadgets,phones,e.t.c..soon enough the internet was everywhere;relatively increasing infidelity and superficialty in humans (man and woman).....social media platforms are in myriads nw from facebook to twitter to snapchat to kik to yahoo to badoo, wechat,facetime,googleplus,NAIRALAND e.t.c...

My brothers I will be sharing a few reasons as to why ur gf MUST cheat on u as long as she's in atleast 4 of the current social media platforms..n.b; note d word MUST.


1.) WOMEN CRAVE ATTENTION: d truth is d average woman desires to b d centre of everytin,she wants the world to revolve around her...av u ever opened a girls fb page u go c frnd requests nd msgs u sef go run.she'll complain about it buh deep down she's in heaven take it away frm her nd she's coming 4 ur head..women feed on attention.....everywoman on earth needs to be reassured she's pretty,sexy nd all even if she isn't oga keep telling her she'll fall because her bf must av stopped doing dat (he can't be campaigning after winning an election) buh d guy @ d oda end of d phone wants to win this election so he campaigns by giving her d much desired attention,no matter d crap they tel u 'I dnt need a man I'm nt making my hair 4 a man",oga dnt b fooled..she's happyy wen her phone ring evrysecond esp in d midst of her frnds.....my brother ur gf MUST cheat on u...smh,lols

2.) WOMEN ARE ADVENTUROUS; yes women love some adventure they easily fantasize..nw she's has this guy dat has been stalking her b4 she knws it d guy is fun to chat with he calls her up often saying nice things and all...she begins to av a mental picture she almost entirely 4gets about what she has,she tells herself "can't I av a male frnd there's ntn going on between us","he's jst a frnd"....1 thing definitely leads to d other they av sex she's unhappy that she cheated bt nt unhappy she slept wit MR.mysteryman...the idea of meeting a new guy turns them on oga take it or leave it...smh

Okay...

3.) WOMEN AREN'T LOYAL; oboy open ur ears wide...women aren't loyal beings they weren't created to be,they av to be tamed ( I dnt mean violence o) if nt hw would explain wat eve did to adam y didn't d serpent go to adam 1st y did it go to eve?....A woman is with u 2day 4 a reason the moment she knws y she's with u she'll find an option (yes most of them dnt knw y they are with u)....yes u are rich wealth is important buh wealth cnt stop a woman frm cheating....for d fact dat she's always on her phone chatting, sndin msgs, temptation full social media desire stems in nd finally she MUST cheat on u...take it or leave it)..lols

4.) DECEPTION/ILLUSION; bros d way some guys brag online ehn u sef wey b guy go begin trip 4 dem (infact u go fall in love #nohomo)...d way dem go package the picture snap 4 better luxurious places,appearing to be ballers...today na galleria 2moro na quilox even if he's broke buh 4 d fact dat ur gf keeps seeing dis pic bros sooner or later she'll fall flat...she starts subconciously by checking out guys pic intermittently then desire stems in a sharp guy knws d rest..MUST cheat on u

5.) GREED; average naija girl get dis problem across social media platforms she has like 25guys toasting her so she begins to have a roaster what to ask whom to ask amongst them (1 happened on nairaland here) buh wat she forgets is "1day BUSHMEAT go CATCH d HUNTER"...u want to chop their money,frank,james,steven,paul,fred,smellymouth,obontami,smellyanus,seun,airforce1 only u all these guys?....hmm.cos eventually she will CHEAT on u its inevitable

Sweetpenis:
5.) GREED; average naija girl get dis problem across social media platforms she has like 25guys toasting her so she begins to have a roaster what to ask whom to ask amongst them (1 happened on nairaland here) buh wat she forgets is "1day BUSHMEAT go CATCH d HUNTER"...u want to chop their money,frank,james,steven,paul,fred,smellymouth,obontami,smellyanus,seun,airforce1 only u all these guys?....hmm.cos eventually she will CHEAT on u its inevitable

Sweetpenis:
4.) DECEPTION/ILLUSION; bros d way some guys brag online ehn u sef wey b guy go begin trip 4 dem (infact u go fall in love #nohomo)...d way dem go package the picture snap 4 better luxurious places,appearing to be ballers...today na galleria 2moro na quilox even if he's broke buh 4 d fact dat ur gf keeps seeing dis pic bros sooner or later she'll fall flat...she starts subconciously by checking out guys pic intermittently then desire stems in a sharp guy knws d rest..MUST cheat on u

Sweetpenis:
2.) WOMEN ARE ADVENTUROUS; yes women love some adventure they easily fantasize..nw she's has this guy dat has been stalking her b4 she knws it d guy is fun to chat with he calls her up often saying nice things and all...she begins to av a mental picture she almost entirely 4gets about what she has,she tells herself "can't I av a male frnd there's ntn going on between us","he's jst a frnd"....1 thing definitely leads to d other they av sex she's unhappy that she cheated bt nt unhappy she slept wit MR.mysteryman...the idea of meeting a new guy turns them on oga take it or leave it...smh

Sweetpenis:
5.) GREED; average naija girl get dis problem across social media platforms she has like 25guys toasting her so she begins to have a roaster what to ask whom to ask amongst them (1 happened on nairaland here) buh wat she forgets is "1day BUSHMEAT go CATCH d HUNTER"...u want to chop their money,frank,james,steven,paul,fred,smellymouth,obontami,smellyanus,seun,airforce1 only u all these guys?....hmm.cos eventually she will CHEAT on u its inevitable

Arrant nonsense.

6.) WOMEN ARE SEXUAL BEINGs; yes b4 u crucify me men 2 are sexual buh ntn near d desires of women...some women would even ask u over d phone wat ur shoe size is or hw tall u are jst to imagine hw ur pen!s would be like (I'm ntt joking)....that guy on d oda side has been chatting ur gf up for close to two months nw he slips in sex in a smart way starts to sow sexual seeds in her sooner or later they begin exchanging nudes ( no girl dey gree say she dey send nudes buh dats crap take it or leave it),my broda after nudes wetinn remain? Do u knw y d average girl likes novels (esp erotic1s)? Haba u shld knw na......simple novels transcends them into a world of fantasy they like lies and fantasy nd sex...wat about telemundo?mr sharp guy creates dis ambience nd beds her. Nw u knw she MUST cheat on u.

I reserve d rest a.k.a take it or leave it

jboy73:


Arrant nonsense.

Ur real erha!!!

#Correct