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Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by farano(f): 9:28pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Wife: You're smelling woman's perfume. Where did you get it? Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi. Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth? Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams. Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket? Husband: Hey leave me alone don't ask silly questions. I want to sleep!! Wife: (crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don't bring them home. Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say? Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep. https://www.instagram.com/p/BKL_jekjwig/ The husband no go slp o 250 Likes 23 Shares |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by letsbet(m): 9:31pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
what tha fuq did i just read? 52 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by jamalnation(m): 9:31pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Lol.. The husband.. She just start world war 3 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by FvckShiT(m): 9:32pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Fūcking joke section 5 Likes |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
The husband go tear am back hand slap 17 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Shiitposter: 9:56pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
The Husband. Men like to cheat but don't like being cheated on. (Also applies to women) 45 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by donbenedict(m): 9:57pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
So farano doesn't knw where to locate jokes section again 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 9:58pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
What kinda weirdo keeps used condoms in his pockets? 151 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by datola: 9:59pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Both of them are accused and will not sleep. 6 Likes |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Adex26(m): 10:04pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Ogbeni...... none of us go smell sleep for dat nyt 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:04pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
The OP or is it the mod that posted this
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Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
McBrooklyn:what kind of question is that 1 Like |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:14pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
MadamErica: My post ain't in form of a question, it's a statement Lol, is this MzErica reincarnation?? 6 Likes |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by youngberry001(m): 10:17pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Lolx |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by LuvU2: 10:21pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Sharp woman |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:30pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
McBrooklyn:get outta my face 3 Likes |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by herzern(m): 10:31pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Someone suqqest another sensible thread.... Please... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:31pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Neither will she sleep! Nah fvcking and amend sex all night go end am That's d only catharsis I see em arriving at to actually let the hatchet be buried |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by McBrooklyn(m): 10:43pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
MadamErica: Lol, I know you would eventually get banned cos of the shîtty thread you do create 2 Likes |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Surfboard(m): 10:46pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Nairaland should have a dry jokes section. 10 Likes |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Thobiy(m): 11:11pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
The wife |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by CaroLyner(f): 12:02am On Sep 11, 2016 |
The hubby No doubt |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Mzgracie(f): 7:30am On Sep 11, 2016 |
farano:Bae |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Masterclass32: 11:56am On Sep 11, 2016 |
Na mutual insomania be that. 2 Likes |
Re: Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People? by Nobody: 10:29pm On Sep 11, 2016 |
Hian! |
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