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South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by entadaplace2: 1:19pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
While Nigerians spend time and energy condemning witchcraft and its agents, binding and casting them and attributing any misfortune on the activities of witches and wizards, the South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande, has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018, aimed at awarding a Bachelor of Science (BSc) degree in Witchcraft. Nzimande made this known while speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, announcing the move and urging future university applicants to consider taking Witchcraft as a course of study. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill; it will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” The Minister further invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers. He also invited witches from across the continent to take advantage of the new course, promising them permanent residents’ permits. “I spoke to the Minister of Home Affairs, Malusi Gigaba, and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call. Applications for the course, according to Nzimande, will be closing on September 30, 2016, at midnight, after which an appointed panel will conduct interviews, with an opening for 109 witches for the takeoff. http://entadaplace. com/south-africa-introduce-witchcraft-university-course/ cc mynd04 ijacandy lalasticlala |
Re: South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by HungerBAD: 1:20pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
This is funny. No more Visa refusal for Nigerians applying to study witchcraft in their Schools. Just imagine coming back to Nigeria with a B.sc in Witchcraft?laughing. The Banking Sector will employ them ASAP. 3 Likes |
Re: South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by yarimo(m): 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Chai OSHIOMOHOLE people go full that university |
Re: South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by ajasbaba(m): 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Am sure the lecturer will be from Edo state, and foreign student from state like Edo,ondo,some few from enugu |
Re: South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by decatalyst(m): 1:28pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
I hereby assure the management of the institution that my winderfield agents in Edo will assist with identifying, building and nurturing talents for a new world of witchcraft practitionals. |
Re: South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by ayobase(m): 1:32pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Is this a joke or prank? |
Re: South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by Cletus77(m): 2:01pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
abeg i prefer nigeria and kenya cos of dis.... South Africa want to do extraordinary things in africa.. Imagine the only african country to legalise LGBT and now dis how will u spend years in a university, just to study BENIN WOMEN SYNDROME "WITCHCRAFT"....... |
Re: South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by Abcruz(m): 4:21pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Pls someone tell me its a joke i could'nt stop laughing. Will reading this |
Re: South Africa To Introduce Witchcraft As A University Course by Abcruz(m): 4:22pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Pls someone tell me its a joke i could'nt stop laughing While reading this |
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