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Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft by MrCyril(m): 6:30am On Sep 17, 2016
The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.

Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.

The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.
Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.
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Re: Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft by recievesense: 6:31am On Sep 17, 2016
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Re: Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft by chemicalDisease: 6:35am On Sep 17, 2016
Good for Edo people.
Now they will be getting phd in witchcraft.
Re: Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft by hisgrace090: 6:38am On Sep 17, 2016
Hmmm! Wahala dey o! I am covered in the blood of Jesus.
Re: Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft by DaniDani(m): 6:40am On Sep 17, 2016
Edo people admission don ready o! your talent is now useful in South Africa. Seriously, I see edo trooping into South Africa to secure job, resident permit especially now that bubu had rubbished the economy. from Italy to South Africa, every travel was hit back to back
Re: Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft by babadem2much(m): 6:41am On Sep 17, 2016
I kinda agree with this man, if really this witches come out with the long overdue inovative ideas who will join cab or enter okada wey be say free flight inside basket with enought air.

I support you o, but only in your country sha craft na craft
Re: Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft by Amberon: 6:42am On Sep 17, 2016
It shall never be well with Buhari and Zuma.
Re: Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft by Agimor(m): 6:45am On Sep 17, 2016
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