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why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Nobody: 4:10pm On Nov 28, 2005
Q. Why should you never tell a women your
secrets?

A. Because you cant trust anything that bleeds
for five days and doesn't die.
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Ginz: 8:43pm On Dec 01, 2005
That was sexist ..... but it was funny nonetheless grin
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Scorpio(f): 5:24am On Dec 02, 2005
crazy boi cheesy cheesy
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Nobody: 5:50pm On Dec 06, 2005
Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?

If it were more, it would be Hell.







There's a difference between beauty and charm.
A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming
woman is one who notices me.

John Erskine
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Rolly: 6:43pm On Dec 06, 2005
yeah very crazy boi! smiley
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Nobody: 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2005
im not crazy.im creative
thanks
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by sweetnini(f): 11:57am On Dec 13, 2005
ariba:

Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?

If it were more, it would be Hell.

its not fair o if men pass 10% then it would be hell
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Nobody: 1:52pm On Dec 15, 2005
its only a joke sweetnini
dont start feeling guilty
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by blackcole(m): 3:36pm On Jan 24, 2006
ouch! what kind of blood comes out? and from where?
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by justme: 1:58pm On Feb 04, 2006
blackcole, amebo grin, wetin you wan hear cheesy
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by truthhurts(f): 1:51pm On Feb 06, 2006
sad so guys want 2 start ?
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Rhodalyn(f): 2:39pm On Mar 01, 2006
ariba:

Q. Why should you never tell a women your
secrets?

A. Because you can't trust anything that bleeds
for five days and doesn't die.


thats very funny cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy so you want us to die? angry
blackcole:

ouch! what kind of blood comes out? and from where?
you bad bad bad boy
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by Nobody: 7:40pm On Mar 12, 2006
hahahaha if u girls die then boys will die too,i guess u know that
its just exciting to know that girls have periods, smiley
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by frankiriri(m): 8:23am On Jan 27, 2007
;d ;d
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by lameda(m): 11:54am On Jan 29, 2007
wow!!! hooo!!! aaoooch!!! they actually do it for five days, thats bad and i think it will be painful, all will should be doing is to console them and not abuse them, because is not their fourth. cry
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by holythug(m): 8:23pm On Mar 25, 2008
because it means diggin ur grave while dressin into funeral wears
Re: why u shld never tella woman ur secrets by kronkykay(m): 3:57am On Mar 26, 2008
Talking of periods. . . . . . hope am not too nossy. . . . . . .but i think this fits in here
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It's been posted b4, but for those who haven't seen it. . . . . . here it is

As a homework assignment, a kindergarten teacher asked her class to find out something really exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present, the teacher called the first child up to the front of the room.

A small boy walked up to the board, picked up a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the chalkboard and, then, sat back down.


Puzzled, the teacher asked the boy what he had drawn.

'It's a period," he replied. The teacher said, "I can see that but what's so exciting about a period?"

'Darned if I know," replied the boy "but, this morning, my sister was missing one;
Mommy fainted, Daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the army."

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