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Joke Of The Day by generaladunna01(m): 10:26am On Sep 20, 2016 |
A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the
beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and one
afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the
manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man
away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to
give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the
man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, "It's red wine,
a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured
in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him
another one lets see."
So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's brukutu,
a combination of herbs and akpeteshie, distilled at
Akokoaso near New Abirem in Eastern Region of Ghana 3
years ago"
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and
whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a
cup let's see if he will get that." So the man was given the
cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,
"Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not
given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for
the pregnancy! "both the man and secretary fainted. 2 Likes |
Re: Joke Of The Day by GMbuharii: 10:31am On Sep 20, 2016 |
Gobe!
Lolss
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Re: Joke Of The Day by bestower: 12:53pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
genius drunkard. |
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