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Can You Ever Cheat A Lawyer? by damhadji(m): 11:09am On Oct 12, 2009 |
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves. Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation. |
Re: Can You Ever Cheat A Lawyer? by clemcykul(f): 10:30am On Oct 13, 2009 |
nice one bro |
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