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Re: Kegites by Olumytee: 6:43pm On Mar 03, 2009
And is a Supremos Comradium. wo wo riwo. la la turuku. Joke na joke. In the mist of hapiness there are brutal dangasis. Dz iz the voiz and vizion of S.F Olumytee, a wogged entity from WORLD HQTRS. i remain d only shockable S.F in the hol gala gala. I fire into the etinringa (ear) of orl am karid that may d daiz of dat brutal baba who brot d idea of havin an ilya in Gods own country be elongated like the daiz of metulselah. may u worlk and never jam katakilizm. but remember the consent of the World Chief must be seeked. May aw daiz be long and for those who have a mizconception of Kegites club being a cult group, may LSF Jesus 4gv ur sins cos ye knw not wot u yarn.
Re: Kegites by Olumytee: 6:56pm On Mar 03, 2009
May aw daiz be long. D skeske ojodi is remains that, that suggestion iof havn an Ilya du Yankee is very woged and highly Janduu. E ka ri pa ooooooo. I dou my koko to all okpekes and okpakas in the house. Wolk and neva cripple. But minawulus  awulus atima, impersonation is brutal sin. May LSF Jesu 4gv uanez. I SF Olumytee (d only shockable SF in the wol gala gala) made in London, born in Niaja and transformed at the WORLD HDQTRS 4 those who can okopio my jarasis, av landu.
Re: Kegites by cyanider: 5:26pm On Mar 13, 2009
Biko kwa d godamus ar ndi mmuoo,shal it bkom not dat an ajujuwa is gbozad in a gayagaya awayla no am karid is so tik 2 remen edward ansa.Dat iz not kariability.Walk it out.Archiver cyanider,I remen,neva 2 depreciate always existin 2 appreciate,D gods ar brutally wisdom.
Re: Kegites by cyanider: 5:27pm On Mar 13, 2009
I still kan't see mai self.
Re: Kegites by mabanwo: 11:32pm On Mar 15, 2009
SF Olumytee, i tink i kan dekode d odu. Impersonation being a sin, I am LSF Banwo (SF worldHqters and LSF Iliya du Sahara). D odunga remana laka dis, dat @ diz time t, moment m, ocasion o and location l, ayam made in queensland. Thus serious infomajara is urgently required for comradic purposes. May u all wok and stumble anota. mabanwo@gmail.com
Re: Kegites by nich(m): 2:35am On Mar 16, 2009
hic! sorry. hic! me thinks (hic!) i must have entered the wrong room.

hic! (gradually staggers out of the room with a gourd of palmie)
Re: Kegites by A40(m): 3:09am On Mar 17, 2009
I can't stop laughing ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Kegites by nich(m): 1:35am On Mar 18, 2009
@A-40,
were u laughing @ me or all the gyration going on in the room?

@ topic,
ilo lala ilo . . . tongue
Re: Kegites by A40(m): 3:08am On Mar 19, 2009
The gyration of course its always funny to see y'all Kegites in action
Re: Kegites by nich(m): 6:13am On Mar 19, 2009
so join in and catch fun.

singing "ilo lala ilo . . . ilo lala ilo . . . lai lolo grin tongue
Re: Kegites by Nobody: 7:09pm On Mar 23, 2009
May your daysis be long.
LOL. . .what i hear some my colleagues saying.
I like your concept though.
May your case not be the case of. . .LOL
Re: Kegites by kelvindon: 1:01am On Mar 24, 2009
baba triance me nt bukokwa 4 my coconut is so much made of wat u cannot decode via dis atimati.it is stil written in d book of bookosis chapter nkwu vrs ngwo dat wen eva giwanes jam ur felow entity u wil stil try abacha 2 work.minawela dat i nt i only i cos i remain i.dew 2 u ,fresh dew heavens dew and mountian dew remain dat same baba dat suluued d ikpu mbe tru d ikpuology nd sentence ini edo + genevive nnaji to 9 months inpresiment 2 apply tripple comdominium without ocean danger. i will go by d way orf edward nkowakamma(explanation) 2 yo ajujuwaness
(a)d dy/dx orf agama n aligator can neva b changed agama triesd d topest orf iroko while aliga cant but the keske remaineth the TAIL.
(b) d dy/dx orf otelevisonh n otelewire still remaineth dat come 2day come 2morrow oyiboyi will neva fall u oyekupus television and telewire ur callison via nokia 2 ericson motorola 2 nokia moronto 2 com.
(c)da keske of fellower jesu wen he was in sole6 for 40day n 40 nite wit nwakemmuo(satan) remaneith dat he was made of xxxx karability and out of comrado ekwensu mumuyeye karability try ilya du heaven so dat yanwa wil confuse ilya heaven son bt out o ilya haven karability yanwa vulutus comrado ekwensu.
i am teribly landed.ab ganjaman .jam me jam naked wire.the gods are always made in black and white.
Re: Kegites by kelvindon: 1:10am On Mar 24, 2009
cyanider:

Biko kwa d godamus ar ndi mmuoo,shal it bkom not dat an ajujuwa is gbozad in a gayagaya awayla no am karid is so tik 2 remen edward ansa.Dat iz not kariability.Walk it out.Archiver cyanider,I remen,neva 2 depreciate always existin 2 appreciate,D gods ar brutally wisdom.

baba triance me nt bukokwa 4 my coconut is so much made of wat u cannot decode via dis atimati.it is stil written in d book of bookosis chapter nkwu vrs ngwo dat wen eva giwanes jam ur felow entity u wil stil try abacha 2 work.minawela dat i nt i only i cos i remain i.dew 2 u ,fresh dew heavens dew and mountian dew remain dat same baba dat suluued d ikpu mbe tru d ikpuology nd sentence ini edo + genevive nnaji to 9 months inpresiment 2 apply tripple comdominium without ocean danger. i will go by d way orf edward nkowakamma(explanation) 2 yo ajujuwaness
(a)d dy/dx orf agama n aligator can neva b changed agama triesd d topest orf iroko while aliga cant but the keske remaineth the TAIL.
(b) d dy/dx orf otelevisonh n otelewire still remaineth dat come 2day come 2morrow oyiboyi will neva fall u oyekupus television and telewire ur callison via nokia 2 ericson motorola 2 nokia moronto 2 com.
(c)da keske of fellower jesu wen he was in sole6 for 40day n 40 nite wit nwakemmuo(satan) remaneith dat he was made of xxxx karability and out of comrado ekwensu mumuyeye karability try ilya du heaven so dat yanwa wil confuse ilya heaven son bt out o ilya haven karability yanwa vulutus comrado ekwensu.
i am teribly landed.ab ganjaman .jam me jam naked wire.the gods are always made in black and white.
Re: Kegites by smurf1(f): 3:21pm On Mar 24, 2009
Kegites? shocked shocked
Re: Kegites by xionz: 1:23pm On Mar 25, 2009
daysis b long.bikokwa munwa is so much compound interest,d true kaability's wedsite.Biko a kajid baba should fire me at once.
Re: Kegites by cyanider: 8:39pm On Mar 29, 2009
Kelvin Don,witout being told u ar jamina,ur kes remens dat d keske of (eji m ujo eto okorobia) dat is u did nt grow wit fear into adulthood,I duff ma kokonut 4 all who kan b very bold n edward ansa dis ajujuwa,bikokwa u triased but jam me via dis nombamus let mua waterize ginwa vividly.dayz elongated.08060775134.Any I want remen tick via ajujuwasis shuld triase munwa 4 d gods ar Edward Ansa.
Re: Kegites by PYTHAGORAS(m): 7:50am On May 01, 2009
mena wulus awulus, pythagoras imobraska to be specific. mena wulus wish to vibrate via all entities lika moi dat kegites club is not a cult. so orl i am karid should walk and neva stumble. bikokwa all entities should try and be of good character so that we will not be called cult anymore.
Re: Kegites by PYTHAGORAS(m): 7:56am On May 01, 2009
to establish kegites club in yankee is not a bad idea because it is still unity in diversity in connection. but when shall it become that africa's pride will be taken to yankee. where will palmwine, the basis of african unity be gotten from? yhink about it
Re: Kegites by bigtalla(m): 10:32pm On May 26, 2009
Ozhoduwiz tutano alevu j'mapelle, dat iz to say, mai we neva jam otule mama vivian, Minawhilus, d dy/dx orf munwaness remainz via mai u wok orf Yangoa i.e Bayelsa state, d areaga iz lacudiosly maid orf a university but comradium ansad mississippi.chifisis, sfs, lsf's orf dat placa pee are trying terrible search warrant orf comradium, A day without gyrashun iz like a year without akamurizashun, Plz hand pliziz, let comraduium shyne anele gbosa on this natimus vibrashun so dat comrados cum militants will oyokopurize the good hand worrk orf Olodumare, i half wawastically land rovered

XYZ ELDA, ILYA UNIPORT
Re: Kegites by kunmibola(m): 9:35pm On May 30, 2009
The supermost comradium!
Woworiwo!
Lalaturuku!
In the midst of happiness,
Twinkle Twinkle,
By their fingers and kariability ,
Many are called ,

this is the voice of Senior fellow kunmi XY Philosopher Ilya Lisabi dat is to say University of Agriculture in parenthesis. i have decided to go by the way of anytin atula atula to the voice of eledumare and my brodas at large. the casinger remains dt comradoes still yokopio us as akilapas but htey have failed to remeber that comrado judas was one of S. F Jesus' desciples. May we all walk and neva jam katakilism but meano awuilus, i want the house rat to telewire the bush raty that at any timer tee occassion Hoo and junction jay we are going to sambalidate by the way of jingbala jingbolo informatua all the akilapas, comradoes and gbeboruns or anyoda paso that decides to go by the way of 'devil can even quote the bible'.

The supremost kegites klub is a klub that promotes African culture and mind you, we are drinkers and not drunkards. Very soon, we are goin to seperate paul from barnabas.

May our casinger neva be like that of sani Abacha who can not dy/dx between a poison and an apple juice. for now, i want to migrate nto my habuna and see to opekerisation which is part of kariability.

For any informatua and informa gbeborun, telewire my muaneess on 08062350129.
Igbesoke for you alll.

Supermost Comradium,
Re: Kegites by axeman85(m): 6:43pm On May 31, 2009
suprememost comradium

I doff my capito to all i'm carried, may they neva go by d way of charles taylor. may ur case never be like di case of dele giwa. manya. amoa vibra8in at this time a t b4 ur b4 remain a bembestic & karid oc sngito in parenthisis, romansigarin from ilya du lagoon that is to say unilag. from 2day go 2moro lag all babane vibra8in in this area wee @ this time a tee 2 walk and neva 2 stumble, to god eledunmare i've landu
Re: Kegites by elbaron(m): 3:10am On Jun 24, 2009
And for the Suprimus Komradium, minawulus awala atima, this is Saf de saf. Chief Ajo nmuo the first of Ilya Engine. XZY safesis raised to power 11. May you all walk and neva stumble. Minawulus Awala, I have bookarized the myopic nkonkrosis tapped as to the resemblance of the Supreme Ikpaladun to some Ohunamboyic Ikpulutus. And I am compelled to juwapia their coconuts by the powers invested on me. To set the record straight, at no time has the Supreme Igbaladun been associated even remotely, to cultism of whatever nature or of whatever name so called. I should know, I am a scef. And because the gods are wise, I have tasted and led an Ohunamboyic Ikpulutus as well as the Supreme Igbaladun, so I know the difference between both. I wish to point out that the Kegites klub is a social organisation dedicated to the unification of Africans and the promotion of the African culture and values. Unity in Diversity is our motto.

Having said that, I will let the issue rest. And to you all kariable entities, may you all walk and neva stumble. May your one finger kariability remain kponski, may you embibe till infinity. May your down belows always bring water but most importantly, may your days be long. By the powers invested on me, I declare your one finger kariability eternally gbaski. To God I have terribly landed.
Re: Kegites by tunboy(m): 5:35pm On Jul 01, 2009
And for the Suprimus Komradium, minawulus awala atima, may we waka and stumble not, this is the voice of a jew, i love the kegite club and may the diaz of all entity be long as that of metusaler. thank you so much. i wanna be a kegite. how would i go about it.
Re: Kegites by adegbemmy(f): 9:31pm On Jul 14, 2009
i'll try to emulate d spekz of d okpekes n opkakas,

muwanez bu Abby of d otumokpo of umu isiala na aba,

muwanez wantz to d a karried by the anoiting of the holy wata

may unaz lif be elongated as dat of metu may we allz waka n fallet not

where can i get to jion you guys , am in Ajegunle Lagos
Re: Kegites by PYTHAGORAS(m): 11:53am On Jul 16, 2009
gbemmy, after due konsultation wit irakamus at alhaja, it was gbozaad on my sacromental mentino dat ginwa is not karid. bikokwa try my bakasle or the bakasle of any i am karid for onward like that. or you jam ilya du national i.e. university of ibadan for onward liberation. because it is very much of a bad habit for animal lik you to vibrate in swahili languaga. but after all atete atata by way of liberation, u can try me via my nokia or sagem 07034856224, vibrate via munawealla awilo logomba and say, father may ur days be long, i am now a bembestic entity and human being like u. walk and jam no katastrophy. days be long to all i am karid. pythagoras of ilya imobraska vibrating. aka abunna 1 of imobraska

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Re: Kegites by PYTHAGORAS(m): 12:03pm On Jul 16, 2009
axeman85, may ur days be elongated. but after due konsultationwith eledumare, it was chekwasised on my coconut that you are try kush to walk. from ur nomenclara i can decode that u are kushlistic in tendency, but bikokwa, try vouzlevous from keggite club now or pronoun because it is not karid for a kush to try igbaladium. i have dangerously deposited. and you are not a chef, so when shall it become that a baban will land, is it jah. please and pleases try i no follow via kush and walk to infinty. dayziz be elongatua

tunboy try any ilya, ahina ur olasis and try all the megrimoo of liberation at that placement pee. after all atete atata, try my nokia and vibrate father may ur days be long 07034856224
Re: Kegites by mecussey(m): 1:54pm On Jul 16, 2009
Vichel! Vichel!, work and never stumble; the gods are wise. You are the only guy who migrated from an aria d rokoroko to aria the potopoto to aristo all suprimoso comorado in the midst of kititidy, that is to say baba; you are highly highly made kpompostic in the land of tanwinchi; you see danger, apply caution for onward peace and obiyadinma as it was written in the book of delegua.

Kegite is fun no attachment.
Re: Kegites by adegbemmy(f): 7:15pm On Jul 16, 2009
@pyatagoras
Holy karid Pytagora, Dayz b long n may ur children neva look laka d foetus of ya landlord.

muwannez talk not dat i am a karid, i only vibrate dat i am in d spirit of Ignasous.
ofcos muwa opkaka is a karid n d blood n water of ikerengwo flows in my medula oblangata. And all the ngwongwo na ngwuogwuo have yochiram eyez.

after atete and atatas muwan cannot vibrate to and unanimalie like giwanez, father water ur soulaz, for u r not my mentol.

I shal be a bebestic weather u alaka dis alaka dat.

gbemmy
Re: Kegites by PYTHAGORAS(m): 10:05pm On Jul 16, 2009
gbemmy,may ur dayz elongate. ur vibrfation is still out of excess ihe a nutara na nti. but due to my chinwe and charity, i enwekwa and vibrate, since u want to be karid, i the only i, that same baban that is trying liberation via knet, tunapoint u from a brutal goat or even kpakpa wot i cannot decode to a bembestic soul. by those realmsof powersis that was chekwasized on my koro, i bless u. to god who made me, i have gbozaad. walk minus stumble
Re: Kegites by Ofido(m): 2:56pm On Jul 17, 2009
Most supremur comradus,you guys ve said it all.Kegites club was not,is not and wil never be a cult group.We are made highly bembestic.This is sf omega via ilya rice that is to say ebonyi state university.
Re: Kegites by PYTHAGORAS(m): 9:25pm On Jul 19, 2009
informajara informajara informajara,
4 d supreme komrados
woworiwo
nonono
u-90

supremos irakamus, may the days of all i am karid be like the days of my father metuselah. world jara nearer nearer via ilya du kokoroko that is to vibrate fed. university of agric. umudike. imoabia hemisphere. alli am karid should try that place pee for onward jiration.
also ilya imobraska liberation nearer nearer. via ilya imobraska shrine. munaweala alata awilo logomba, aka pythagoras of ilya imobraska, emergency spyda of imobraska semisis to vibrate abia state university. i am myself vibrating via all bembestic souls lika moi all over the gallaxy.
any biankaful okpe that can try onward sulenyu of firiki should try my nokia, i am so much made in firiki mentino 07034856224 or my k-mail via shadowdarock@yah.com for onward like that. please andpleasesany i am karid okpe shoiuld try no or pronoun via my nwirinwiri. all i am karid should walk and neva to stumble. i have succesfully deposited.
Re: Kegites by cyanider: 6:47am On Jul 22, 2009
Dayz kariability,diz is agbalannaze via manpowa pythagoras u ar.jam mai no.4 onward TOK.Biko hu ar waa?

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