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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ayebatonye(f): 9:49pm On Sep 25, 2016
Songs of Solomon is a book that talks about the absolute love God has for mankind. Am just surprised with the way people are contradicting the Word of God. No one is forcing u to believe what the Bible says. It is only on this forum I see people writing things that can destroy a man's faith. Besides, there's nothing that's not found in the Bible. How will it be complete when a these things are not found? My advice is, stop quoting the Bible out if context. If u want to understand better, read the whole chapter. Stop using Christianity to catch ur fun. But be warned and be ware, Jesus is coming soon. Let ur case not be the one that will regret at the end of days.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ranchhoddas: 9:50pm On Sep 25, 2016
Sexina851:


Ekpa jiji, dustbin wey u inherit from your generation abi, nah person wey get load go carry am, I dash u and ur household
Hahahaha... I no fit craze person load na. Carry am carry am abeg. Carry am for head; look road before you cross.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Biodunalley: 9:55pm On Sep 25, 2016
olanshile2016:


that's why you've gat to think wide,if I start to show you the rate at which porn like word is being used in the Bible, ehn. I'm not in for a silly religion argument which neither increase or decrease my bank account
That's why George Bernard Shaw said and I quote that "the bible is the most dangerous book in the world and should be kept out of reach of children and under lock and key"
thanks
NB: I'm not an atheist nor agnostic

http://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://answeringchristanity./tag/george-bernard-shaw-said-bible-is-the-most-dangerous-bo/&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjMheSm66XPAhVHtRoKHY7LAr4QFggLMAA&sig2=21neq0jPGInQgn-TVNRfww&usg=AFQjCNEV18yw5KfJClUNw6z5AuWlP-a9LQ
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 9:56pm On Sep 25, 2016
This people sef ehnnn when u tell dem dier nowadays Bible is nothing but a story book or leme say novel......they will feel like busting ya head......I kip asking them what do we need to learn from this songs of Solomon...but u know them nah,they will always find excuse.....coz they argue blindly without any evidence....well it's dier prob!
Choi Oga op really gat you guys ooooo...lol

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MrMacinterchi1: 9:58pm On Sep 25, 2016
winetapper:
Soon God will change your name from Seun to Peun.

Just watch and see undecided

Love ur signature. men!!. making sense and motivating.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 10:00pm On Sep 25, 2016
LarrySun:
Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!

That's abso-freaking-lutely hilariously blasphemous!

There are some other verses of such:

"Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness."

(Proverbs 30:30)

"My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the lock."

(Songs of Solomon 5:4-5)

"Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle."

(Songs of Solomon 7:2-3)

"I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." ( Songs of Solomon 2:3 )

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"Get thee behind me, Satan."

(Matthew 16:23)

guy u bad ooooo....u wan finish dem ni....op only dropped two verses and dy are acting like hungry lions....now Wetin go happen if den read dis one nah......
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by fortunes0215(m): 10:01pm On Sep 25, 2016
walemadu:
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

- Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

Mr Walemadu, can you tell us which verse and chapter of the Quran one can find your quotes above.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Sexina851(f): 10:01pm On Sep 25, 2016
[quote author=Ranchhoddas post=49671361]Hahahaha... I no fit craze person load na. Carry am carry am abeg. Carry am for head; look road before you cross.[/quote

Laugh very well it's one of the characteristics needed. Don't worry u would be verified soon enough.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Biodunalley: 10:04pm On Sep 25, 2016
xtains also know the truth of there religion but feels proud of interpolated religious book. come to think of this,if u are asked by God to read a bible verse for Him on the day of reckoning & u ended up reading songs of Solomon for Him, brothers and sisters in xtainity your hell sure pass!
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by logicab: 10:04pm On Sep 25, 2016
MrPresident1:
The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.
Lol. Nice to read the exact words your White Masters used to justify their racism and evil; even while converting you to Christians.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ranchhoddas: 10:04pm On Sep 25, 2016
[quote author=Sexina851 post=49671622][/quote]Verified be bawo? Na twitter?
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Femmy02(m): 10:05pm On Sep 25, 2016
Oyaaa make everybody wey don fire seun go modify der comments too! #lolz! grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by merbenko: 10:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
FAWZ:
This people sef ehnnn when u tell dem dier nowadays Bible is nothing but a story book or leme say novel......they will feel like busting ya head......I kip asking them what do we need to learn from this songs of Solomon...but u know them nah,they will always find excuse.....coz they argue blindly without any evidence....well it's dier prob!
Choi Oga op really gat you guys ooooo...lol
Just like when you tell this Muslim that Quaran is an cultist book. The next thin is kill
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Emmahunk(m): 10:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
You are free to interpret it whicheverway yyou please but see those who mocked God ;

BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic


After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)


She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:


'I don't need your God'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.


Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Sexina851(f): 10:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:

Does it matter that there's nothing wrong with it? It's just a verse in the bible. It's intended to be used by married couples. What's the offense?

Understood then u can as well add that to the write up or make it as the heading , the way u dropped it is offensive, not that we ashamed of the it's just to avoid slanderous comments or disrespectful talks towards our practices. I really hope u understand

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by merbenko: 10:09pm On Sep 25, 2016
Biodunalley:
xtains also know the truth of there religion but feels proud of interpolated religious book. come to think of this,if u are asked by God to read a bible verse for Him on the day of reckoning & u ended up reading songs of Solomon for Him, brothers and sisters in xtainity your hell sure pass!
Like Islam is bad man
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Sexina851(f): 10:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
[quote author=Ranchhoddas post=49671690]Verified be bawo? Na twitter?[/quote
Abeg Park well comot from my front.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by HERSLEY(f): 10:15pm On Sep 25, 2016
BABANGBALI:
pls can I follow climb and sok your orange?
lol ok u r free
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by menxer: 10:16pm On Sep 25, 2016
Emmahunk:
You are free to interpret it whicheverway yyou please but see those who mocked God ;

BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic


After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)


She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:


'I don't need your God'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.


Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

and it is safe to say God killed them all for making joke of him?
What happened to God's eternal love that eternally forgives?
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ranchhoddas: 10:17pm On Sep 25, 2016
[quote author=Sexina851 post=49671852][/quote]I go comot. Just carry ya dustbin. Thank you and don't mention!
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Eliteklaus(m): 10:25pm On Sep 25, 2016
Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

Christains will believe anything so long as its in d bible... I stopped taking d bible serious the day i found out it supports rape, slavery and children killing..
ur case dey uselu
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Mypeople2(m): 10:25pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:

I have heard it before .It was read by a pastor to the couple (the groom is a pastor also) in the reception ... about 9years ago
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Eliteklaus(m): 10:26pm On Sep 25, 2016
my pipo die out of ignorance
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Shadaracho007(m): 10:27pm On Sep 25, 2016
AnonyNymous:
Peun grin grin grin
***modified The bible should really have a +18 warning on it 'For Mature Audiences only' 'PG18' something like that grin
cheesy
AnonyNymous:
Peun grin grin grin
***modified The bible should really have a +18 warning on it 'For Mature Audiences only' 'PG18' something like that grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by gloryman91: 10:29pm On Sep 25, 2016
MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.


You are confused please don't confuse others.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by iceberylin(m): 10:31pm On Sep 25, 2016
MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.


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who told you this ?? grin grin grin grin

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Sexina851(f): 10:31pm On Sep 25, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I go comot. Just carry ya dustbin. Thank you and don't mention!

Stale
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by HCpaul(m): 10:32pm On Sep 25, 2016
chiefolododo:
Seun is a disgrace to christianity

The same way Christianity is a diagrace to humanity and the world at large.
The sane among us are no longer waiting in suspense for the return of your coming Christ.

The steps of most people in the Bible are not worthy of emulation cuz most of those holy folks are damnly flirt.

Starting from Abraham who married his maid to Jacob who served 14 bad years in order to marry Racheal while he ended up marrying 2 sisters at a time. Or Noah whose daughters intentionally slept with him. Just too numerous to be numbered.

Be sincere, can you emulate the characters of those folks??
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by bigybanty02(m): 10:34pm On Sep 25, 2016
ritvin:
pls dear don't feel bad, remember God ll fight his fight. Seun thinks he can blab n have his way, let him try it with Islam, can he? No. For d Christians in dis Forum that are laughing, they neither cold nor hot, so they ll be spewed out. Abi everyone on his own race track. I don't loose sleep over mockers n idiots. I am too enriched with lov of my christianity to care.
. Niz words from u dear,I always have much courage and love 4 Christianity each time I encounter seun's tread and I dnt realy know why.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by sammade: 10:38pm On Sep 25, 2016
LarrySun:
Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!

That's abso-freaking-lutely hilariously blasphemous!

There are some other verses of such:

"Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness."

(Proverbs 30:30)

"My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the lock."

(Songs of Solomon 5:4-5)

"Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle."

(Songs of Solomon 7:2-3)

"I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." ( Songs of Solomon 2:3 )

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"Get thee behind me, Satan."

(Matthew 16:23)

Are u really really really serious?? Get thee behind me?? Really??
judgement day thrailer for u oh
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ranchhoddas: 10:40pm On Sep 25, 2016
Sexina851:

Stale
Ok
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by herald9: 10:54pm On Sep 25, 2016
analice107:


Am not religious, am a Christian. And, i don't play games. As straight as an arrow.
Pics of you being as straight as arrow or idonbelieveit.

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