Below are 14 eating habits that should be punishable by law:



1.Eating everything from your plate should definitely be the first offence.


2.Double dipping bread in tea. Oh my God! It's unbelievably people still do this.


3.Forgetting to tip the waitress/waiter at the restaurant. At least 15% of the cost of your food. The last time a friend forgot to tip the waitress,I heard she did not enjoy the food.



3.Chewing in public; so unladylike, disturbing and in purely rude.



4.Drinking straight from the bottle. Who taught you that?



5.Eating Jollof with stew? I really do not know why people do this. Unless you are eating Nigerian Jollof which is basically something other than Jollof, this is an offence. And yes, Jollof has a capital 'J'.



6.Eating fufu with spoon. How do you even live with yourself? Tell me. For God sake, you are not eating rice. Walk to a running tap, find a soap ,wash your hands and face the fufu. You will enjoy it better trust me!



7.Biting bread directly rather breaking first and then biting. It is the appropriate way



8.Not biting the prescribed part of the ice cream.



9.Using the same knife for both the butter and mayonnaise. How much is a knife? Get a separate one for each.



10.Pouring the milk in first when making a cup of tea. Rather pour the milk after the mixture. Milk actually cools down the hot.



11.Two people eating fufu from the same bowl. Like how?



12.Eating chocolate without breaking it. This should somehow be for the kids but you will see some “ladies and gentlemen” do same. Stop it before you are arrested!



13.Opening your crisp packet UPSIDE DOWN. You obviously don't need people who open their crisp packets upside down in your life.



14.Grunting whiles eating. Show courtesy wherever you are. You might not know who is behind or watching you.




These are offences that should definitely be punished by law. Cut that bad habit and make sure you don't


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op just tell us to stop eating entirely na

I can only keep to some of those rules when am not home

when am home,I fit stand on my head dey chop with two hands,I no send

op when you read other people post like this, they make it easy for the reader by numbering it. look at the mess you created here and expect ppl to wait and read it abi? fulani man

captainD567:
op when you read other people post like this, they make it easy for the reader by numbering it. look at the mess you created here and expect ppl to wait and read it abi? fulani man

Thanks,but you don't have to be insultive...your wife will try o

Tiny23:





Thanks,but you don't have to be insultive...your wife will try o

lol

I'm guilty of no.12

Aderola15:
I'm guilty of no.12

give me your address ,will have. you arrested