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Re: Ladies Versus Gentlemen Acts by Gentle99(m): 9:32am On Sep 26, 2016 |
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
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Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?
Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a
visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you... I
will be expecting you sweet.
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AFTER DROPPING THE CALL:
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Mary: I'm going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy
her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.
.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
.
Peter: Bastard how far?
Tayo: Madman I position! How that your drunk old man?
Peter: hahaha! Him dey... What of your slowpoke brother?
Tayo: hahahaha! Fool everybody dey... You dey house? I dey
come charge phone for your house.
Peter: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
beer.
Tayo: Idiot like you. Later now!
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AFTER DROPPING THE CALL:
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Peter: That Tayo can be funny at times but always a great
companion anytime.
Tayo: Peter is just a reliable friend.
.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other, but they never
like sharing their thought.
Boys are always mean and rude, but they will always have
each other's back.
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TRUE or FALSE |
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