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Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(m): 5:06am On Oct 28, 2009
What!
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by edogram1(m): 12:32pm On Oct 28, 2009
Poster u have said it u, ffuck all de complainer.
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(m): 8:36pm On Oct 31, 2009
Sometimes i wonder what could be the reason for male prostitution.
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by kanyeWest1: 8:46pm On Oct 31, 2009
My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn't help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here.

Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial sex trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have sex with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don't judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too.

now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are;
1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don't also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum sex for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won't let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn't give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there?

2. You don't need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.

3. Prostitutes won't compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn't need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy's pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!

5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.

Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won't men go for prostitutes, tell me!

NOTE: I have never slept with a prostitute (i mean WILD prostitute) before, believe it or not, neither do i encouraged the act of prostitution, i just felt i should look at the issues from the perspective of men who are into the act.

This is the best post on Nairaland Ever.

Mr Law, your words sound like poetry in my ears and everything you said about these stupid cheating whoring prostituting girls is just too true to the core. I will not hesitate to nominate you for the nobel or booker prize for writing. Your a literary god in my eyes cheesy

I will memorize these words to heart! There truely is no so called decent Homely babe today. Thet are all prostitutes hiding under the banner of being a butty or cream chick crawling about in Galleria or Shoprite but no better than the red light hustler on Allen Avenue

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Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(m): 11:05pm On Oct 31, 2009
Thanks a million Kanye. Thanks a million.
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(m): 12:48am On Nov 09, 2009
Dont fail to check out my signature. Its real![color=][/color]
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by shakara4u(m): 11:36am On Nov 09, 2009
gals r complaini n shoutin but common lets b real, wat the po ster said is not too far from the truth.ladies who fall in the 20%,thumbs up.
for the 80%,u can still wrk on urself.i dnt think this is an attack.
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by throttler(f): 4:11pm On Nov 09, 2009
balderdash! angry means who dash monkey bald head.

who dash poster sense? undecided
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by debest1(m): 4:14pm On Nov 09, 2009
probably the same reason people prefer eating out and not taking the pain to cook 4 themselves.
1) Less hassle
2) No fuss ( just ask 4 what u wanna eat and u get what u want after exchanging money)
3) No need for begging/asking ( u pay, u get) no
4) ,

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Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by ebitim(m): 7:22pm On Nov 09, 2009
poster i support ur view o but u no say we go still need the clean babes(domestic pros) sha , i no fit do the tin without pre-intimacy and i no fit imagine doing the fore play with the commercial ones
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by item: 9:48am On Nov 10, 2009
fact fact fact - you have said it all!
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by chiboygiz(m): 10:03am On Nov 10, 2009
U are 60% right!

All women are not the same
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by Nobody: 1:29pm On Nov 10, 2009
una no go gree, dis guy don talk true, most of these guys be ashy, afterall we all Bleep em, grin

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Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by ud4real: 5:02pm On Nov 10, 2009
@ poster.

I concur with u 100% on this.

U really got this spot on especially on the wild/domestic prostitute view.
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by airzzee(m): 5:46pm On Nov 10, 2009
Guys,
The poser's analysis is right. Both in his answer to the initial question he raised, and the classification of prosts. I think he also made it clear that HE HAS NOT SLEPT WITH ANY PROSTITUTE IN HIS LIFE. So, I felt we should be more interested in analysing the points he raised as to why MEN PREFER PROSTS than attack his line of thought.


If I may digress a little, I did a writeup in the early 2000s where I categorised prostitutes and these are the tpyes:

1. CORPORATE PROSTITUTE (These babes in Banks and corporate world etc)
2. ACADEMIC PROST (undergraduates & higher institutions)
3. POLITICAL (those women in politics; you need to know what they do there!!!!)
4. HISTRIONIC (The so-much talked about Sex-for-Role in Nollywood)
5. COMMERCIAL (the ones you call prostitutes)
6. RELIGIOUS (look well, there are several scandals in the churches & mosques today, in Nigeria and outside)
7. SPORTING/ATHLETIC (as the name implies)
8. VILLAGE PROSTITUTE (the "Mgbeke's", doing theirs in the village, under platain and palm trees
9. NYMPHOS (they can sleep with anything, including dogs, goats, cows; I am not even talking about intimacy gadgets now). I guess you heard the story of a goat that gave birth to something that looked like a human being; it was in the news, and on newspapers too.

An lots more,

The other thing I may add is that BOTH MEN AND WOMEN may fall in these categories.


Anyway, I have aired my views. Whether you like what I say or NOT, that is my opinion, and we should be mature enough to respect people's opinions; that is civility!

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Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by IYANGBALI: 5:56pm On Nov 10, 2009
@Poster i totally agree with you all the way ashewo are less stressful compare to the so called holy holy girls wink
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by victorazy(m): 7:20pm On Nov 10, 2009
airzzee:

Guys,
The poser's analysis is right. Both in his answer to the initial question he raised, and the classification of prosts. I think he also made it clear that HE HAS NOT SLEPT WITH ANY PROSTITUTE IN HIS LIFE. So, I felt we should be more interested in analysing the points he raised as to why MEN PREFER PROSTS than attack his line of thought.


If I may digress a little, I did a writeup in the early 2000s where I categorised prostitutes and these are the tpyes:

1. CORPORATE PROSTITUTE (These babes in Banks and corporate world etc)
2. ACADEMIC PROST (undergraduates & higher institutions)
3. POLITICAL (those women in politics; you need to know what they do there!!!!)


THE POSTER IS DAM CORRECT
4. HISTRIONIC (The so-much talked about Sex-for-Role in Nollywood)
5. COMMERCIAL (the ones you call prostitutes)
6. RELIGIOUS (look well, there are several scandals in the churches & mosques today, in Nigeria and outside)
7. SPORTING/ATHLETIC (as the name implies)
8. VILLAGE PROSTITUTE (the "Mgbeke's", doing theirs in the village, under platain and palm trees
9. NYMPHOS (they can sleep with anything, including dogs, goats, cows; I am not even talking about intimacy gadgets now). I guess you heard the story of a goat that gave birth to something that looked like a human being; it was in the news, and on newspapers too.

An lots more,

The other thing I may add is that BOTH MEN AND WOMEN may fall in these categories.


Anyway, I have aired my views. Whether you like what I say or NOT, that is my opinion, and we should be mature enough to respect people's opinions; that is civility!

Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by delagasky(m): 3:47pm On Nov 18, 2009
@poster, and all who have tried prostitutes, do prostitues ever get wet? if they dont, how do u enjoy the intercourse??
tho i agree with the reasons (they are mad funny grin cheesy wink) and those posted by others, but i no agree with the 20/80% stats
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(m): 5:57pm On Nov 20, 2009
@airzzee
O boy i trip for your categories of ashi. Is like the scope of this lecture wide pass biology o. Dont you think we should write a proposal to the minister of education for this topic to be introduced as a full course in our higher institution? [color=][/color]
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by Noigeeriaa: 6:05pm On Nov 20, 2009
prostitutes are very bad at sex actually
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by IYANGBALI: 7:04pm On Nov 20, 2009
i am happily married but i still dey gbadun well well my campus ashewo babes wey dey give/teach me different different styles wey my wife no fit give




A S H E W O R O C K S

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Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by Nobody: 9:53pm On Nov 20, 2009
At the risk of sounding like the dirtiest guy here, I will confess that I have "done" prostitutes before. OP's reasons are very valid. I don't know about his statistics but he is right about domestics prostitutes and stuff like that.

Unfortunately, if care is not taken, anyone that patronizes prosititutes may be exposed to these disadvantages
you may you tend to treat people (esp. females) in your life as prostitutes,
you don't really care for people because you believe you have both settled your selves,
You are not able to connect with your wife/girlfriend at the right level of intimacy,
You really would not trust people around you because you think everybody has secrets like you.
You look for easy way out when there are issues.

The list goes on and on.

Stay away from prostitutes (wild ones as you called them) and be careful about the domestic ones. Never sleep with anyone that you are not MARRIED to without a condom. Any sex outside Marriage is very close to sleeping with prostitutes, and you had better be protected.

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Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by Nobody: 9:58pm On Nov 20, 2009
By the way, for those that will want to ask
1. YES I was an ashawo if I had slept with one and I am one if I still have sex with someone I'm not commited to
2. My sister, mother, wife or whoever you may want to yab around me is an ashawo if they sleep with anyone without commitment (I'm not talking about commitment fees o) grin
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by OAM4J: 12:27am On Nov 21, 2009
Ceeno E vu:

By the way, for those that will want to ask
1. YES I was an ashawo if I had slept with one and I am one if I still have sex with someone I'm not commited to
2. My sister, mother, wife or whoever you may want to yab around me is an ashawo if they sleep with anyone without commitment (I'm not talking about commitment fees o) grin


lol  cheesy grin by your definition of Ashewo, I dont know how many who are not.  cheesy

But me I no be ashewo o, at least I never sleep with many girls, I think I only slept with emm emmm--- how many girls self, beside am not sleeping with any girl now?  cheesy grin
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by mamagee3(f): 12:34am On Nov 21, 2009
lannre:

What do we call men who Zap around ?

Prostitutes. grin grin grin
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by iz2much: 1:21pm On Nov 21, 2009
dont insult the young man, he is right
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by riversman: 12:06am On Nov 22, 2009
ASHAWO TOTO IS WELL EXPERIENCED, lol!!!!

HOMELY WOMAN is not as flexible and is gud for FACE And kids, u cant turn ur wife into anotha ASHAWO, lol, LADIES CHILL OUT, u are not more than decoration and for kids bearing, LOL!!!!

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Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by delagasky(m): 9:00am On Nov 23, 2009
prostitutes are very bad at sex actually

bros who u dey Bleep shocked
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by 190: 10:18am On Nov 23, 2009
na wa ohh

ashawo has suffered

see analysis~
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by jegury(m): 12:48pm On Nov 23, 2009
smiley smiley smiley
Bros, you are very correct but please always wear RAINCOAT,
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(m): 3:31am On Dec 13, 2009
Raincoat? What about rainboot?
Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jan 26, 2010
ATTENTION SEEKER shocked shocked shocked shocked.at least u've gooten it
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