*Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7
Which Costs About N500,000*

* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity

*It can read the minds of your friends and family.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you and which one is after your life.

* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!

* It can tell d real father of a child.

* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers

* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS

*It can be used as an ATM

* most importantly..u can use it to wash away your sins.

Blackberry falls - Screen breaks

Nokia falls - Ground shakes

iPhone 7 falls - Owner dies

Source: My Facebook Page.

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala