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Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 by Ratello: 6:41pm On Sep 26, 2016 |
Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 7 Which Costs About N500,000* * U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity *It can read the minds of your friends and family. * If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket. * If ugly person send U request, e no go enter. * It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you and which one is after your life. * U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light. * It can be used as bomb detectors. * It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant. * It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real! * It can tell d real father of a child. * It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating. * It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in "protection" mode. * You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers * It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS *It can be used as an ATM * most importantly..u can use it to wash away your sins. Blackberry falls - Screen breaks Nokia falls - Ground shakes iPhone 7 falls - Owner dies Source: My Facebook Page. Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala |
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