QUESTIONS SOME GIRLS ASK, AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM.

GIRL: Are you a player?
ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season.

GIRL: Why do you want my BBpin?
ANS: i want to use it and burst my pimples

GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire, what will I do?
ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch light

GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a condom your bringing out?
ANS: No, its my bank ATM card

GIRL: If i sleep over in your house , hope nothing funny will happen?
ANS: Trust me, We will do night vigil .

GIRL: Baby send me card
ANS: Yellow card or Red card?

GIRL: Can you really date me without sex?
ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive?

GIRL: I hope your not after my body?
ANS: No, am after your spirit

GIRL: I have missed my period
ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class.

GIRL: Why don't you have a car?
ANS: Did your father have a car at my age?

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