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Questions With Deserving Answers by tim1256(m): 11:40am On Sep 30, 2016 |
QUESTIONS SOME GIRLS ASK, AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM. GIRL: Are you a player? ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season. GIRL: Why do you want my BBpin? ANS: i want to use it and burst my pimples GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire, what will I do? ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch light GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a condom your bringing out? ANS: No, its my bank ATM card GIRL: If i sleep over in your house , hope nothing funny will happen? ANS: Trust me, We will do night vigil . GIRL: Baby send me card ANS: Yellow card or Red card? GIRL: Can you really date me without sex? ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive? GIRL: I hope your not after my body? ANS: No, am after your spirit GIRL: I have missed my period ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class. GIRL: Why don't you have a car? ANS: Did your father have a car at my age? © Opeyemi Add yours 1 Like 1 Share |
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