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What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by hungrynigerian: 3:38pm On Oct 02, 2016
grin When you greet an Igbo granny:
Just greet an old igbo woman and she will tell you the story of your generation.. "morning nwam...bia; is this not okechukwu the son of ebube the man who raped two girls before getting married to obianuju the daughter of the wine tapper who fell from a palmtree while staring at the buttocks of Juliana the popular village prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Okocha the dibia from the neighbouring village..is it not your grandfather that died of madness..nwam, so you have grown so big....

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Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by marshborn(m): 3:40pm On Oct 02, 2016
grin grin I can relate to this
Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by Idydarling(f): 3:52pm On Oct 02, 2016
stale...
Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by chumaster(m): 4:04pm On Oct 02, 2016
cheesygringringrin

Meanwhile,

I/SHE SERIOUSLY NEEDS YOUR HELP AND SUPPORT!!!
Please we need you to support her to win the most beautiful Igbo girl Universe award.

We deeply appreciate your effort.

Just click the facebook link on my signature and hit the 'LIKE' button and also share with your friends.
GOD BLESS YOU!
Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by Ooni: 4:39pm On Oct 02, 2016
Ibos have a communalistic culture .Thats why i like our own culture. We are respectful to our elders. Our culture requires that we must do ten rounds of press up in front of our elders each morning, even when we are wearing our agbada parachute.
Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by hungrynigerian: 4:59pm On Oct 02, 2016
Ooni:
Ibos have a communalistic culture .Thats why i like our own culture. We are respectful to our elders. Our culture requires that we must do ten rounds of press up in front of our elders each morning, even when we are wearing our agbada parachute.
Oga it's just just a joke, no igbo granny says any of these things I just stated. don't bring any tribal clash here abeg.
Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by marshborn(m): 5:00pm On Oct 02, 2016
hungrynigerian:

Oga it's just just a joke, no igbo granny says any of these things I just stated. don't bring any tribal clash here abeg.
Don't mind them, everything na fight.
Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by Nobody: 6:00pm On Oct 02, 2016
some go tell you to bend make dem touch your back.. dem go come force you to call them NNE ochie or nna ochie..e can pain o
Re: What Happens When You Greet An Igbo Granny ( Hilarious ) by adesanya2014: 9:05pm On Oct 02, 2016
I will just pull the trigger . R.I .P will be her case

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