Stats: 3,171,402 members, 7,881,467 topics. Date: Friday, 05 July 2024 at 08:26 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Education / 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) (3284 Views)
NUC Ranks Ahmadu Bello University No 1 In Nigeria (See Full List) / Masters in Business Administration Degree From Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria. / Registered Errand Boy At The Ahmadu Bello University Zaria (2) (3) (4)
11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by lafex: 2:08pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
I LOVE ABU 1.u ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat. 2. GENS Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have bought 3. You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UDUS,UNIMAID,OAU,MAUTECH,BUK... I would have been a 4.70 graduate by now. 4. If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form. 5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the KILL!!!! (Kashim Ibrahim Library) 6. You get to biology and geography class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back hostel ni? 7. u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures. 8. Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------lecture hall don full. Lol 9. come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jacking ' cramming and lots more. 10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone Don become? born- again by force. 11. It's always funny when exam invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds. Lol 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ademasta(m): 2:14pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Alright. Proudly Abusites! |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by SmartHanif(m): 3:12pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Naturally ahead! 1 Like |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by gimbakupa(m): 3:18pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
[color=#770077][/color] An Abusite Is Naturally Ahead Of You!!! 1 Like |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by malton: 4:04pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
ABU was indeed a beautiful memory. Still is. My guys and I used to go to math dept, "book" a couple of seats, zoom off to Amina or Ribadu or chase after the chaseable(s), return by 10PM, pack our books and leave. Routine complete. I kind of feel like you are referring to me right now. Guilty as charged. Hehe. 1 Like |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by JohnieWalker(m): 5:51pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
bleeped up skul 3 Likes |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by FreeSpirited: 6:36pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Boring.,,nothing special 1 Like |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ilevic(m): 8:13pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Not peculiar to ABU. All these happen in most Public universities in Nigeria. Boring post 1 Like |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by fazziee(m): 8:19pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
full-time true...one more; u r in a.b.u n u dnt knw hu owns d grade B yl A is 4 God, B z 4 "x" C is 4 a very crious stdnt n D is 4 dose hu read 4 d exam...hu s "x". |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by mhiztess(f): 9:29pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
u can actually slap a soldier and go free but the fear of ABU security especially the ones at North gate is the beginning of wisdom 1 Like |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by mhiztess(f): 9:29pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
u can actually slap a soldier and go free in zaria but the fear of ABU security especially the ones at North gate is the beginning of wisdom 3 Likes |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by xenoo(m): 9:38pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Nothing special. It happen in almost all Nigerian university. 1 Like |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by sammy6(m): 9:43pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Men op na sure abusite. I rep ABU. #Teamnaturallyahead |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by Ozavize88(f): 9:54pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Proudly Abusite |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by datjohn(m): 10:19pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Proud ABUSITE reppin u06... |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by lapazi(m): 10:32pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Mautech is wayyy more complicated than ABU in terms of academic stress, inshort there is a department in mautech that has never produced 2.1 before |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by acenazt: 12:39am On Oct 05, 2016 |
mhiztess:thanks to Mahdi dat man no get joy. Imagine ABU security get Mouth pas police for inside Samaru |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by acenazt: 12:43am On Oct 05, 2016 |
ABU ohh e get my guy Wey bedspace dey KIL that guy toooo like book. |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by fazziee(m): 7:17am On Oct 05, 2016 |
lapazi:Check d whole dpt in d faculty of educ in abu. |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ajayikhende(m): 8:27am On Oct 05, 2016 |
did any one here have any idea about dere WhatsApp group |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ajayikhende(m): 8:29am On Oct 05, 2016 |
please someone should add me to there WhatsApp group my number 09035688192 |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by MicroBox: 10:31am On Oct 05, 2016 |
lapazi:Then the lecturers in that department need overhauling because they are weak, lazy and ignorant of the course.. It's not a yardstick for toughness, it's just the student can't relate what they are been taught with reality. 1 Like |
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ekelepat(m): 11:22am On Oct 05, 2016 |
xenoo:G why the hating |
(1) (Reply)
Women Empowerment And National Development In Nigeria / Lists: The 1000 Staff Sacked In Ekiti State University / Have You Sold Iron To Aboki Before(sabola)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 18 |