DesChyko:
Watch how men around cringe when a guy gets one in the balls..

In secondary school then, this guy wanted to stroke a tennis ball, unfortunately, rammed his balls into the edge of the table. Dude dropped to the floor squirming like an earthworm.

You needed to see the faces of the guys around including mine. Some guys were actually clutching their balls because they feel his pain. Some crooked their legs; others were cooing.. Mehn.. We felt it..

Who else can relate to mistakenly running a jeans zip over the soft tip of your pen¡s? Anyone?

Weedcrusher:


That is one mistake you won't want to forgive yourself for. The zip to the P shaft happened because I used annoyance to zip up a stuck zip. After the bitter experience, nobody taught me to always package my thing well and handle zips with care

Ebayray:


Lolz, ok, is it that bad?.

csamii:
Getting kicked on the ball sac is something else. I think the ball sac should have come with a coated metal sheet.
Ever been kicked on the balls and one of the egg made a detour and ended in your stomach? mere thinking of it still gives me the creeps.
I take childbirth over kick on ball sac.

Glassdoll:
No no no! Don't even think about it!

Imagine someone pushing a baseball through your azzhole...

Now imagine that baseball had hands and legs and is wiggling like a worm through that hole.

Now imagine lots of cuts and blood.

Now say your intestine is connected to this ball...

Please stop imagining...

A kick to the balls is nothing, it's just like getting your hair pulled violently

EXACTLY!!! and the labor itself can last for hours on in!!!!
And you still have the weeks after of healing.
And these dudes are here cryin' over bein' kicked
It's gon be over soon dude!

KingCheezyPuff:
EXACTLY!!! and the labor itself can last for hours on in!!!!
And you still have the weeks after of healing.
And these dudes are here cryin' over bein' kicked
It's gon be over soon dude!

Lawlahdey:
Seriously??Kick in the ball koh.. goan ask mummy how she felt when she was giving birth to you nd let her compare it for You

NevetsIbot:
Me? I was a gentle boy right from birth.. I slid out instantly without causing sweet mum any pain... She has a diff story to tell tho . #whistling.

NevetsIbot:
Cheezy.. Imagine someone ramming an 18 wheeler at high speed at you.... If you had balls, you'd know how delicately sensitive they are... They are super sensitive and just hitting one ball with a finger can cause serious pain... Now imagine a leg being swung at full speed at the ball... The impact will bring up enough pain that is even more than the pain of childbirth combined... Only that ours is short... Your can extend for hours... But we feel the pain of your hours in 1hr

I'm gonna kid a dude and test it
~~
Births can last for hours
.......and then there are WEEKS of healing

KingCheezyPuff:
I'm gonna kid a dude and test it
~~
Births can last for hours
.......and then there are WEEKS of healing

KingCheezyPuff:
I'm gonna kid a dude and test it
~~
Births can last for hours
.......and then there are WEEKS of healing

Lawlahdey:
Really. . How I long to believe you

NevetsIbot:
When you kick him... Just stay away from him for weeks... If he catches you.. You're done for.

The weeks of getting over the trauma for guys

ours is more than that because we will likely have more children

KingCheezyPuff:
ours is more than that because we will likely have more children

NevetsIbot:
and we'll get kicked in the balls or get hit in the balls all our life.... So!

you know thats far fetched,I know you do.

KingCheezyPuff:
you know thats far fetched,I know you do.

NevetsIbot:
lemme alone. .

you know this means ladies win

KingCheezyPuff:
you know this means ladies win

NevetsIbot:
Well... I did the pushing myself!... I mean.. The crawling out. Momma just had to relax and play candy crush

NevetsIbot:
I and some dudes in the family section had a little arguement on the pain of women during childbirth.. So while just pondering over Adam and Eves story of how Eve brought 'multipled pain' upon womanhood by disobedience,
this funny question popped in....

We guys know how painful a kick in the balls can be... Feels like your 'JT' is over red-hot coals with a sledge-hammer slamming down on it. But in some movies, kick a bad guy in the balls and he's after you in 3secs like you did nothing (Far from reality). If you hit that thing well, In three hours, he'd still be groaning.

And Women, sure, they get pained during child birth... Buh... I want to believe they exagerate it sha. (sorry ladies) I can see em coming for my head ooo. (dodges the shoe thrown angrilly at me by Berlynn) abeg na koke I dey o

So, according to me... I'll rate the pain for a kick in the testicles 10/10 and childbirth 11/10

Waddyu think
Bashing's allowed tho... Just want us all have a bit of fun after todays work. All work and no play.... Makes some people 'MUMU's'

Benita27:
All of you who said "kick in the balls", are kidding right?.

Do you know how painful a child labour is?.
Take a tour to a maternity hospital then come back and answer this question.